by jimmybomm October 26, 2020
Guy 1: Hey bro check out that hot chick over there. I'm gonna tap that tonight. Guy 2: You might want to pick someone else. I heard she has a soupy pussy and the last guy who banged her said it felt like putting his crank in a warm glass of water. Guy 1: Thanks man for the info.
by jimmybomm August 08, 2021
This is someone who is being a drunken fool and shooting their mouth off. They are always looking for a fight when they have been drinking.
Man check out that guy over there starting shit with everyone in the bar. He's being a real cockshaft.
by jimmybomm June 15, 2020
All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.
by jimmybomm January 05, 2021
guy 1: Hey bro that hot chick is staring at you sucking her finger. guy 2: Oh I see her. I think I'll hook up with her and have her gut swallow my jiz. guy 1: When your finished can you send her my way. guy 2: Sure. Anything to help out a friend.
by jimmybomm January 12, 2021
by jimmybomm May 31, 2020
A outburst of anger or rage. Its worse than a regular conniption because it being hairy means it can't be controlled.
Joe's wife is having a hairy conniption because his brother and friends are here from out of state. She doesn't want him to have any fun because she's a angry person and very negative.
by jimmybomm December 15, 2020