Definitions by jimmybomm
pee stream
Guy1: Man did you hear about R Kelly squirting a pee stream on his girlfriend? Guy2: I sure did. I gotta try that. Guy1: Man that's nasty and it didn't go good for him after that.
pee stream by jimmybomm January 14, 2021
gut swallow
guy 1: Hey bro that hot chick is staring at you sucking her finger. guy 2: Oh I see her. I think I'll hook up with her and have her gut swallow my jiz. guy 1: When your finished can you send her my way. guy 2: Sure. Anything to help out a friend.
gut swallow by jimmybomm January 11, 2021
chin hammock
This is when someone wears their covid mask under their chin. They may or may not have their mouth covered but not their nose. Either way this renders the mask useless. It's also called a chin diaper.
If the Chinese wouldn't have been fucking and eating pangolins and bats causing covid 19 we wouldn't have to see people walking around with a chin hammock on.
chin hammock by jimmybomm January 7, 2021
bunghole juice
When Joe was banging his girlfriend doggy style she sneezed causing bunghole juice to shoot out onto his stomach. This caused him to go limp and then throw up.
bunghole juice by jimmybomm January 4, 2021
whittling wood
All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.
whittling wood by jimmybomm January 4, 2021
forced sodomy
To force someone or something to get plugged in the ass. This may involve pinning down and forcibly taking.
GUY 1: Man look at that big guy that just got out of prison pushing others around. I bet he did a lot of forced sodomy when he was in the joint. GUY 2: Lets get out of here. I don't want to be on the receiving end of that.
forced sodomy by jimmybomm December 28, 2020