This was a dildo that was sold in the 1980's. They had it for sale in the back of porn magazine's. It appeared to be life like with the exception of its size. It was about 12 inches long with a set of balls attached.
guy 1: Hey bro check out this tom thumb jr I found. guy 2: Man what are you gonna do with that beat someone over the head with it? guy 1: No i'm gonna plug my girlfriend with it.
by jimmybomm June 10, 2020
by jimmybomm June 15, 2020
mother: What is this shirt that's all stuck together that I found under Cody's bed? father: Oh God don't touch it! It's Cody's jiz shirt. We'll just throw it away. mother: That's nasty. What's wrong with him? father: He's just lazy.
by jimmybomm February 16, 2022
guy 1: Where have you been? I have been trying to get ahold of you for a while. guy 2: I'm with someone new now. guy 1: That sucks. I thought you were my best boofoo buddy. guy 2: Not anymore.
by jimmybomm June 05, 2020
This refers to the covid shot that U.S. president Biden is trying to make mandatory for U.S. citizens because as he put it " He's lost patients with the American people". Does anyone really know what's in the shot? Maybe cancer?
Thanks president Biden now thousands of U.S. citizens that don't want the covid jab have to worry about loosing their jobs. I guess the front line workers who have natural immunity or have had covid don't mean shit anymore. Come on U.S. Supreme court do the right thing and make it unconstitutional. Watch YouTube video " Sen. Ron Johnson with families on adverse reactions to covid vaccine".
by jimmybomm September 23, 2021
The fingers used to hold toilet paper to wiping your ass after taking a dump. If you also use wet wipes your ass won't be stinking.
Guy 1: Man did you wash your wiping fingers after you took a shit? Guy 2: I only do that if my fingers smell like shit after wiping. Guy 1: That's nasty bro. You need to wash them every time after.
by jimmybomm July 12, 2021
This is the drops of urine left in a mans underwear after he shakes his wiener after peeing, but doesn't shake it long enough. PWD for short.
Man check out Dennis in his thighty whities. He's got post wabler dwabler all over the front making the front all yellow. He smells like piss also.
by jimmybomm March 31, 2021