Definitions by jimmybomm

curved staff

A penis that has a banana like curve instead of being straight.

I can't wait to have sex with Joe because his curved staff tickles my g-spot.

curved staff by jimmybomm September 24, 2020

fecal helmet 

The act of getting shit/feces on the end of a penis from anal sex.

I'm going to the bar tonight and I'm hoping to get fecal helmet after fucking some mud pussy.

fecal helmet by jimmybomm September 21, 2020

covid mask itch 

That annoying tickle on your face causing you to itch because of a piece of fuzz stuck on the inside of your covid mask. We wouldn't have to wear a mask if the chinese government would have spoke up right away and advised the world of the covid 19 virus.

Thanks a lot you selfish bastards in the CCP for fucking up the world and giving me covid mask itch.

covid mask itch by jimmybomm August 9, 2020

hairy shitfit

The act of freaking out. Its a shitfit but a bit worse because its more of a hairy situation that can't be controlled.

Oh god she's drunk again and having a hairy shitfit. God help us all.

hairy shitfit by jimmybomm August 9, 2020

fungu 

Said by Italians its implied meaning is "fuck off".

That drunk loud mouth at the bar picking on the weaker people can fungu.

fungu by jimmybomm August 8, 2020

beaver me

Wanting to get some pussy.

Man I hope there is some girl at the bar tonight that will beaver me.

beaver me by jimmybomm August 4, 2020

covid ear 

The annoying ache behind the ear caused by a mask band. This is in the wake of the covid 19 virus caused by idiots in china.

Thanks china now I have covid ear.

covid ear by jimmybomm July 31, 2020