shit smudge

A mark of shit left behind in your underwear from either not wiping or not wiping properly with a wet wipe. To call someone a shit smudge is very derogatory.
That guy at the bar all drunk and picking fights with everyone is a real shit smudge.
by jimmybomm November 09, 2020
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ud curse

The ud curse is when someone is obsessed with making up words to put on urban dictionary. They keep thinking of new words which consumes them 24/7. Its not a bad thing!
Because of the ud curse my brother put on me I carry a pen and paper where ever I go.
by jimmybomm June 24, 2020
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covid excuse

The use of covid 19 as a excuse so you don't have to do or participate in something.
Guy 1: I won't be able to attend the the family gathering due to covid. Guy 2: There he goes again using the covid excuse. He just doesn't want to go.
by jimmybomm December 04, 2020
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wiping fingers

The fingers used to hold toilet paper to wiping your ass after taking a dump. If you also use wet wipes your ass won't be stinking.
Guy 1: Man did you wash your wiping fingers after you took a shit? Guy 2: I only do that if my fingers smell like shit after wiping. Guy 1: That's nasty bro. You need to wash them every time after.
by jimmybomm July 12, 2021
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goo towel

The towel used to wipe up after intercourse or masturbation.
mother: What the hell is this towel doing under Cody's bed and why is it all stuck together? father: Oh God its his goo towel don't touch it. mother: That's so nasty. father: We'll just throw it away.
by jimmybomm April 13, 2021
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vaginal pocket

guy 1: Man I can't wait to get my crank in that hot chicks vaginal pocket to see if its all blown out. guy 2: Bro haven't you heard that saying "Big girl big hole, Small girl all hole". guy 1: Oh great, no I haven't.
by jimmybomm February 23, 2021
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roach hit

The last few hits off a marijuana cigarette known as a roach.
Pass that roach to me so I can get a roach hit.
by jimmybomm July 04, 2021
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