jimmybomm's definitions

drunk noodle

This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.

girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.

by jimmybomm July 13, 2020

mudsturbating

The act of masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

When Joe was mudsturbating he shot his load and dropped a load at the same time.

by jimmybomm May 24, 2022

chronic flatulence

When someone farts all the time.

Cody really needs to stop drinking beer. It's giving him chronic flatulence.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

spud cock

A short fat cock that resembles a potato.

girl 1: Omg girlfriend you should have seen this guys spud cock. It almost wouldn't fit. girl 2: Send him to me. I won't have a problem getting it in.

by jimmybomm June 3, 2020

death jab

This refers to the covid 19 vaccine. They now have people believing that if they are vaccinated they are safe from covid and are immune. That's simply not true. You can still get the virus. People are having adverse reactions and dying after getting the shot.

Does anyone know what's in the death jab or do we just wait for years to pass then we will find out when people start dying in their 50's and 60's. Don't get the death jab.

by jimmybomm October 27, 2021

your a liar!

This is said by someone with trust issues. Even though your not lying your still branded a liar.

person 1: Where have you been? person 2: I was working late. person 1: Your a liar!

by jimmybomm June 4, 2020

fecal mishap

To shit when you didn't mean to. Could be caused by a misjudged fart.

I had a fecal mishap. Can't you smell it? Now I got to go wash up.

by jimmybomm June 4, 2020