asshole growl

When cutting a fart sounds like a dogs growl.

I was so glad the dog was sleeping with my wife and I because when I had a asshole growl I was able to blame it on the dog. When the stink came he gat the blame for that also.

by jimmybomm October 06, 2020

droopy sack

When a guys ball sack hangs down to his knees. If he's not careful its possible to sit on them.

I have been sitting on my droopy sack so many years it doesn't even hurt anymore.

by jimmybomm July 26, 2020

covid hours

The hours a business stayed open during the covid 19 pandemic.

Guy 1: I'm gonna run to the store for some beer. Guy 2: I'm not sure if they are open you better call first because they have new covid hours. Guy 1: Great idea. Thanks man.

by jimmybomm April 21, 2022

whitmerized

The state of Michigan got whitmerized when governor Gretchen Whitmer used her executive order to close nonessential businesses. This was done in the wake of the covid 19 pandemic and it saved thousands of lives by either slowing or stopping the spread of this deadly virus.

When Michigan got whitmerized a lot of people were very upset. If they could work in the medical field they would understand how bad this virus is and see that she did the right thing.

by jimmybomm May 02, 2021

cap me off

To get your cock sucked.

guy 1: Hey man do you see that hot girl over there? guy 2: I sure do. She's so fine. guy 1: I'm gonna get her to cap me off later. guy 2: Good luck bro.

by jimmybomm May 31, 2020

forced immunization

This is when a company forces its employees to get a immunization or be fired. In 2021 during the covid 19 pandemic a hospital in Texas named Houston Methodist forced all its employees to get the covid vaccine. Some didn't want it so instead of having those employees wear a N95 mask during their shift they fired them.

Shame on Houston Methodist management for their forced immunization of the covid heroes who selflessly put their lives at risk taking care of all the covid patients. Everyone should have the right to refuse to put something into their bodies they don't want. Remember the saying, karma's a bitch!

by jimmybomm June 23, 2021

now open

The sign put on businesses that reopened after they had to shut down due to the covid 19 pandemic caused by the Chinese.

Thanks to the selfish Chinese Communist Party for allowing the virus to spread all over the world causing thousands of businesses to close. Fortunately some were able to survive and are now open again.

by jimmybomm November 02, 2020