tom thumb jr

This was a dildo that was sold in the 1980's. They had it for sale in the back of porn magazine's. It appeared to be life like with the exception of its size. It was about 12 inches long with a set of balls attached.

guy 1: Hey bro check out this tom thumb jr I found. guy 2: Man what are you gonna do with that beat someone over the head with it? guy 1: No i'm gonna plug my girlfriend with it.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2020

chronic flatulence

When someone farts all the time.

Cody really needs to stop drinking beer. It's giving him chronic flatulence.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

jiz shirt

A shirt that a boy uses to masturbate on.

mother: What is this shirt that's all stuck together that I found under Cody's bed? father: Oh God don't touch it! It's Cody's jiz shirt. We'll just throw it away. mother: That's nasty. What's wrong with him? father: He's just lazy.

by jimmybomm February 16, 2022

paper hit

The first hit off a joint is usually a paper hit unless the joint is packed full.

Man that first paper hit really made me cough but the second hit was great.

by jimmybomm January 28, 2021

bunghole juice

The brown nasty smelling juice that squirts out of a persons bunghole.

When Joe was banging his girlfriend doggy style she sneezed causing bunghole juice to shoot out onto his stomach. This caused him to go limp and then throw up.

by jimmybomm January 05, 2021

dirty pot licker

A derogatory term meaning someone is stupid or a idiot.

Uncle Ray: I'm going to the coffee clutch and I hope my dirty pot licker nephew Joe doesn't show up.

by jimmybomm January 17, 2023

unvax bans

The banning of a person from things because they have not got the covid 19 vaccination.

What is going on with this world? Now countries are using unvax bans on people for not getting vaccinated. The people who are vaccinated are still getting and spreading covid to others. How dare they treat unvaccinated people like they are the cause of this pandemic. What about natural immunity?

by jimmybomm January 18, 2022