jimmybomm's definitions

I'm all done

Children new to going poop on the toilet usually say this. Its usually followed up by "come and wipe me" until their taught how to wipe themselves.

little joey: I'm all done, come and wipe me. mom: Okay I'm coming.

by jimmybomm June 27, 2020

fecal helmet

The act of getting shit/feces on the end of a penis from anal sex.

I'm going to the bar tonight and I'm hoping to get fecal helmet after fucking some mud pussy.

by jimmybomm September 21, 2020

crank sucker

Someone who sucks cocks.

guy 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight? guy 2: I think I'll stop over my girlfriends house. She's a awesome crank sucker and I sure need my crank sucked. guy 1: Okay. Get ahold of me when your done.

by jimmybomm June 12, 2020

chronic yeller

This is someone who is unhappy in their mind so they yell and complain about everything. They wants others to be unhappy because it makes them feel better in their negative world.

I got home from work and now I have to listen to a chronic yeller. I wish I never got home.

by jimmybomm June 13, 2020

knob me off

This means to suck a mans penis.

Guy 1: I'm gonna see if that hot girl over there at the bar will knob me off tonight. Guy 2: Hey bro do you think she will do me too? Guy 1: Go find your own.

by jimmybomm October 29, 2020

I think I'm

These 3 words put fear in any man or boy who isn't expecting it. They are usually followed up by the word pregnant.

girl: I really enjoyed sex with you a few weeks ago. guy : Me too it was great. girl : I think I'm --------. guy: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

by jimmybomm July 7, 2020

cap me off

To get your cock sucked.

guy 1: Hey man do you see that hot girl over there? guy 2: I sure do. She's so fine. guy 1: I'm gonna get her to cap me off later. guy 2: Good luck bro.

by jimmybomm May 30, 2020