cockshaft

This is someone who is being a drunken fool and shooting their mouth off. They are always looking for a fight when they have been drinking.
Man check out that guy over there starting shit with everyone in the bar. He's being a real cockshaft.
by jimmybomm June 15, 2020
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hairy conniption

A outburst of anger or rage. Its worse than a regular conniption because it being hairy means it can't be controlled.
Joe's wife is having a hairy conniption because his brother and friends are here from out of state. She doesn't want him to have any fun because she's a angry person and very negative.
by jimmybomm December 15, 2020
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whittling wood

Another way of saying jerking off.
All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.
by jimmybomm January 05, 2021
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gut swallow

To swallow something and it goes straight to the stomach(gut).
guy 1: Hey bro that hot chick is staring at you sucking her finger. guy 2: Oh I see her. I think I'll hook up with her and have her gut swallow my jiz. guy 1: When your finished can you send her my way. guy 2: Sure. Anything to help out a friend.
by jimmybomm January 12, 2021
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jack kinoff

The name you wish you didn't have. Why would his parents name him jack?
guy 1: Hey bro is that your buddy over there jack kinoff. guy 2: Man I don't know him.
by jimmybomm May 31, 2020
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whitmerized

The state of Michigan got whitmerized when governor Gretchen Whitmer used her executive order to close nonessential businesses. This was done in the wake of the covid 19 pandemic and it saved thousands of lives by either slowing or stopping the spread of this deadly virus.
When Michigan got whitmerized a lot of people were very upset. If they could work in the medical field they would understand how bad this virus is and see that she did the right thing.
by jimmybomm May 02, 2021
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knuckle knuck

A person that does the wrong thing all the time and never learns from their mistakes. They love to blame others and never take responsibility for their actions.
Can you believe that knuckle knuck larry is drinking and driving his motorcycle again even after his 2nd DUI. He's always gotta learn the hard way.
by jimmybomm May 04, 2020
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