147 definitions by jimmybomm

sticky ass

When your underwear goes into your ass crack and you have a hard time pulling it out. It gets stuck in there because of poor wiping.

guy 1: My underwear is stuck because I have a sticky ass. guy 2: Man you need to start using wet wipes.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2020

covid eyes

Since everyone is wearing a mask all we can see is a persons eyes and can't see their smile or facial expressions.

If the Chinese wouldn't have been eating and fucking bats and pangolins, we wouldn't have to guess what people look like under their covid mask. All we can see is their covid eyes.

by jimmybomm October 29, 2020

covid mask

By now everyone should know what a covid mask is. Its a mask worn during the covid 19 pandemic to stop or slow the spread of the virus that the chinese government allowed to spread all over the world. Had they spoke up then they may have been able to contain it.

Thanks to the uncaring idiots in china we all have to wear a covid mask now.

by jimmybomm July 16, 2020

mental copulation

To get mind fucked. People love to do this to others because it makes them feel superior.

When I get yelled at and called names the mental copulation is too much for me to handle.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2020

alcohol bipolar

This refers to a person who is intoxicated. This person at first is happy and loves everyone then in the blink of a eye changes into a angry person. They start picking fights with everyone even the person they just told they loved.

No one wants to be around john because he's in one of his alcohol bipolar moods again.

by jimmybomm April 24, 2020

fecal mishap

To shit when you didn't mean to. Could be caused by a misjudged fart.

I had a fecal mishap. Can't you smell it? Now I got to go wash up.

by jimmybomm June 5, 2020

fucken fucker

This is a more offensive way of calling someone of fucker. The person saying it is very angry and the person being called it has done or said something very stupid.

Oh my god man , I have told that fucken fucker over and over again not to do that but he keeps doing it. Now everything is all fucked up.

by jimmybomm March 8, 2021