Definitions by jimmybomm

twisting j's 

Rolling marijuana joints(cigarettes).

Guy 1: Where have you been? Guy 2: I've been busy twisting j's. Do you want to smoke one? Guy 1: Hell yes, fire it up.

twisting j's by jimmybomm June 10, 2021

torch one 

To light up and smoke a marijuana cigarette.

Guy 1: Hey man do you want to go torch one? Its monkey paw. Guy 2: Hell yes bro I haven't tasted that strain in years.

torch one by jimmybomm June 10, 2021

Swigmore U

Swigmore U is a made up name of a university for students that only go to college just to drink and get fucked up. All they want to do is party.

Those drunk college students over there are from Swigmore U. I'll be going there next year.

Swigmore U by jimmybomm May 6, 2021

tipsy mcstagger 

This is the person at the party that is so drunk they can't stand up for long without falling over.

Guy 1: Check out tipsy mcstagger over there acting the fool. Guy 2: I see him. Hope he doesn't come over here. Guy 1: Me too. I think he went to Swigmore U.

tipsy mcstagger by jimmybomm May 6, 2021

whitmerized

The state of Michigan got whitmerized when governor Gretchen Whitmer used her executive order to close nonessential businesses. This was done in the wake of the covid 19 pandemic and it saved thousands of lives by either slowing or stopping the spread of this deadly virus.

When Michigan got whitmerized a lot of people were very upset. If they could work in the medical field they would understand how bad this virus is and see that she did the right thing.

whitmerized by jimmybomm May 2, 2021

covid spreader 

These are the people that are asymptomatic and have the covid 19 virus unknowingly. They refuse to do a few simple things like wearing a mask and social distancing to stop the spread of the virus.

Come on everyone, we all have to work together to stop this virus. Please stop being a covid spreader and help save the lives of others by wearing a mask.

covid spreader by jimmybomm April 22, 2021

little hands 

It's believed that a man with little hands will also have a little penis. There is no correlation between the size of a man's hands or feet to his penis size.

Joe could have got so much more pussy but because of his little hands the girls steered away from him. The girls that he did hook up with got themselves a big surprise and got plugged real good.

little hands by jimmybomm April 22, 2021