giant pussy

This can mean two things. 1) A guy who talks a lot of shit but when it comes to backing up his words he runs and hides, or 2) A woman who has a giant pussy.
The girl I'm going out with tonight has a giant pussy and I will be fisting her later. She also has a boyfriend who is a giant pussy with a micro penis that couldn't even touch the sides.
by jimmybomm September 28, 2020
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curved staff

A penis that has a banana like curve instead of being straight.
I can't wait to have sex with Joe because his curved staff tickles my g-spot.
by jimmybomm September 24, 2020
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knob me off

This means to suck a mans penis.
Guy 1: I'm gonna see if that hot girl over there at the bar will knob me off tonight. Guy 2: Hey bro do you think she will do me too? Guy 1: Go find your own.
by jimmybomm October 29, 2020
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Swigmore U

Swigmore U is a made up name of a university for students that only go to college just to drink and get fucked up. All they want to do is party.
Those drunk college students over there are from Swigmore U. I'll be going there next year.
by jimmybomm May 07, 2021
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hairy shitfit

The act of freaking out. Its a shitfit but a bit worse because its more of a hairy situation that can't be controlled.
Oh god she's drunk again and having a hairy shitfit. God help us all.
by jimmybomm August 10, 2020
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covid positive

The test results after being tested for the covid 19 virus showing a person to be positive. On the results form showing positive in small writing it says "if positive detected its indicative of active infection but not rule out bacterial infection or other viral infections".
My test results show that I was covid positive. Was I really positive for covid or did I have another infection? How about all the others that showed positive? Makes you wonder.
by jimmybomm September 26, 2021
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forced vaccination

When a company forces their employees to get a vaccination or be terminated.
I can't believe the courts in the United States are allowing forced vaccination of the covid vaccine. Everyone should have the right to choose if they want the vaccine or not and should not have to worry about loosing their job if they choose not to.
by jimmybomm August 13, 2021
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