jimmybomm's definitions
When a man hears this the first thing he thinks of is what the cold does to his wanker. Women think its funny but men don't because that's not what his normal flaccid penis looks like.
Joe's penis was all shriveled up like a raisin from the cold but when he got into the hot tub just the opposite happened.
by jimmybomm December 3, 2020
Get the shriveled upmug. This term refers to the smell of blood. The smell of blood resembles the smell of a bucket of rusty nails.
When I went down on my wife the other night the room was dark and I could smell a bucket of rusty nails. Then I realized she just started her period causing me to get my red wings.
by jimmybomm May 24, 2022
Get the bucket of rusty nailsmug. After all that anal sex, I had to go wash off the fecal ring left behind. It's cool though. I'm not complaining.
by jimmybomm June 22, 2020
Get the fecal ringmug. Swigmore U is a made up name of a university for students that only go to college just to drink and get fucked up. All they want to do is party.
by jimmybomm May 6, 2021
Get the Swigmore Umug. The annoying ache behind the ear caused by a mask band. This is in the wake of the covid 19 virus caused by idiots in china.
by jimmybomm July 31, 2020
Get the covid earmug. Guy 1: I'm going out with stacy tonight and gonna get some play. Guy 2: Man I hear she has a gaping vaginal vault and there may be a bowling ball in there. Guy 1: Oh great. I'm not taking her bowling.
by jimmybomm September 24, 2020
Get the vaginal vaultmug. Children new to going poop on the toilet usually say this. Its usually followed up by "come and wipe me" until their taught how to wipe themselves.
by jimmybomm June 27, 2020
Get the I'm all donemug.