girl 1: Omg girlfriend you should have seen this guys spud cock. It almost wouldn't fit. girl 2: Send him to me. I won't have a problem getting it in.
by jimmybomm June 04, 2020
Guy 1: Where have you been? Guy 2: I've been busy twisting j's. Do you want to smoke one? Guy 1: Hell yes, fire it up.
by jimmybomm June 10, 2021
This is when you have to take a shit so bad that you pull your pants down, bend over, spread your cheeks and with jet like propulsion shit shoots out of your ass.
Steve had to take a shit so bad on his way to his hunting blind that he jettied in the woods. To his surprise there were other hunters already out and they were forced to watch him do it.
by jimmybomm November 12, 2020
All my coworkers do all day is jack diddley fuck and I always have to clean up after the lazy bastards.
by jimmybomm April 21, 2022
Guy 1: Hey bro are you going to john's cookout? Guy 2: I don't think so because he has been drinking. You know how much of a sweat neck he is when he gets a few in him. Guy:1 Yep. By the end of the night he will have a blister on his tongue from flapping so much.
by jimmybomm June 04, 2020
girl 1: My pussy is so sore from the pummeling I got from Joe last night. girl 2: Wow he sure is a pussy pummeler. Does he have a brother? girl 1: I'm not sure but if he does I'm gonna take them both on.
by jimmybomm June 15, 2020
Guy 1: I'm gonna see if I can get one of these hot girls to boff me off tonight. Guy 2: If she has a friend can you hook me up. Guy 1: Sorry bro your on your own.
by jimmybomm October 09, 2020