A crackwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has experienced years of drug addiction. She is missing many teeth, and the ones left are rotten.
That fang faced, crackwitch, baglady that sits down by the quick-stop? She reminds me of your mother.
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
Crackwitch,Crankwitch,Smackwitch, a woman whoe's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse. She is missing many teeth, and what few are left, are rotten.
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
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A stoneager(sounds like teenager)is a person with basic or limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)
My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there I have to install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stonager.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
A sage punk is a hardass cowboy. Not all cowboys are sage punks, but all sage punks think they are cowboys.
When we were leaving the stampede I had to reboot that same sage punk that was mouthing off in the beer garden.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
"Has her back" refers to the situation where a gay person, male or female, has a friend who fills-in or runs cover as an apparently heterosexual companion or sidekick.
"She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhaedt, and that asshacker Bob has her back."
" That new dude is a faggot, the queer upstairs thinks he has her back. Not!"
" That new dude is a faggot, the queer upstairs thinks he has her back. Not!"
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006