jim's definitions

CAPSLOCK

The key on your keyboard bellow tab (usually). A favourite among AOL users and outwar fans. If CAPSLOCK is on all your letters will be capitols.

0u7\/\//-\R@/-\01.com: OMFGIMSO1337ROFLOLOLOLO

by Jim April 16, 2004

limpy

A dick that won't do shit because you look at *WAY* too much pornography.

I'm horny on the inside, but damn if ain't got a limpy from porno!

by Jim November 27, 2004

lunkee

n. the fecal matter of a human. v. the act of excreting fecal matter.

that lunkee clogged the toilet.

after i ate mexican, i lunkeed.

by jim August 29, 2004

locust Valley lockjaw

Affected tone of voice commonly heard in Locust Valley , New York by wealthy residents of the community. They speak
with little movement of their lower jaw.
Katherine Hepburn in a bad mood, or Jim Backus on Gilligans Island display some traits of this speech pattern.

Mimi, have you seen the keys to the Bently? I thought I might nip over to Piping for a spot of Golf.

by Jim January 24, 2004

Shivids

shivering with lividness

Tony Blair makes me fucking shivid with his smarmy grin and presidential arse licking

or

you bake my shivids
(make me livid)

by Jim December 13, 2004

Hebro

The hairstyle naturally assumed by the kinky hair of certain people of Jewish extraction.

That Dustin Diamond has the biggest hebro I've ever seen.

by Jim May 30, 2004

hit a lick

to jack off

Man my girl would let me hit so I went to the bathroom and hit a lick

by Jim November 24, 2003