Definitions by jim

applejack 

A nearly 200-proof beverage made from apple cider, usually found underneath kitchen sinks.

Take fresh apple cider (5 gallons make about 1 cup of AJ).
Leave under kitchen sink for a week in sealed container.
Freeze.
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.
Leave under kitchen sink for a week.
Freeze,
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.

Repeat for five weeks. Make applesauce with frozen remnant.

applejack by Jim December 8, 2003

king turd of shit island 

(insult) An individual who believes they are important when in fact they aren't. Usually a person in a mediocre position leading a mediocre project or team. Very prevelant in the U.S. military.

Man, look at Tom, he thinks he is so important. Me must be the king turd of shit island.

king turd of shit island by Jim December 5, 2003

Gib 

great intercours bitch

shes my gib

Gib by jim December 1, 2003

Pygophilia 

arousal from touching, playing with, or seeing anothers buttox

Hey thats a nice butt, can i play and feel it?

No go away you pygophilia you

Pygophilia by jim November 28, 2003

Winky Peepus 

The buldge in a woman's jeans when she sit's down.

Damn, that chick has a huge winky peepus!

Winky Peepus by Jim November 26, 2003

puff-knocker 

1.some one who shags puffs
2.some one who beats up puffs

"you puff-knocker"

puff-knocker by jim November 24, 2003

hit a lick 

to jack off

Man my girl would let me hit so I went to the bathroom and hit a lick

hit a lick by Jim November 24, 2003