Tree trunk legs

A female who on first glance doesn't look overweight but has some fatty legs.

Damn, look at that bitch over there, she has a pair of tree trunk legs.

by Jim December 12, 2004

Man-hole Cover

Tampon Jam Rag

Fred always found it intensely embarrasing when his mum sent him down to the shops for man-hole covers.

by Jim November 20, 2003

Chizz

The cheese flavored, jizz-like substance used to cheese-up macaroni and cheese. It is highly concentrated and if you eat it streight it tastes like salty crap.

we put that packet of chizz under that car's tire, heh, it splattered everywhere.

by jim December 28, 2005

Kitesurfing

Only the best water sport around, a huge kite a modified wake board, kinda, and your off jumping 30ft and still landing softly awesome

me the kitesurfer, big huge sport from all round the worlld, started in maui in think

by Jim November 26, 2004

b.o.b.

B.O.B. = Big Old Bird

A polite term used by a man to describe a fat girl as it's better than calling them a chunk.

Two mates are having a beer in a pub and a fat girl walks past....
Rich: I don't fancy yours much mate.
Alan: Yeah you're right buddy, she's a B.O.B. - a big old bird!!

by Jim July 19, 2004

Pygophilia

arousal from touching, playing with, or seeing anothers buttox

Hey thats a nice butt, can i play and feel it?

No go away you pygophilia you

by jim November 28, 2003

Killa penguin

Also knowen as killer penguin.

A penguin which may cause chaos and destruction. May also kill many.

The Killa Penguin killed the man.

by Jim January 09, 2004