fishy bud

a sacred place found hidden behind the females piss flaps
oh dear, granny you do have a crusty bud
by jim August 01, 2003
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Techspam

Loads of techy jargon that only one or two people in/on a channel/chatroom/forum understand.

I just made it up as I felt we needed something to define this.
IRC extract, understandable, but it's pretty techy and there was lots more.

<XXXXX> so do I do truffserv1,2,3,4 for the first ip?

<XXXXX> first box*

<*****> and all the games are visible from each address, or different games on different addresses?

<XXXXX> different games on different addressess

<*****> depends how the games are set up. i.e. if they are bound to seperate addresses..

<*****> right

<*****> so you need to make an actual name for each IP address, then aliases for each game, pointing to the name that points to the IP address.

<XXXXX> ok

<-- ###### has quit (Ping timeout)

<*****> you *can* point each gamename to an IP address, but should the IP address need to be changed, you will have more work on your hands.

<*****> as /all/ hostname/IP pairs will need to be changed, rather than leaving the cnames and just changing the real ones.
by Jim April 16, 2004
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king turd of shit island

(insult) An individual who believes they are important when in fact they aren't. Usually a person in a mediocre position leading a mediocre project or team. Very prevelant in the U.S. military.
Man, look at Tom, he thinks he is so important. Me must be the king turd of shit island.
by Jim December 06, 2003
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Wheels

1. Bunch of Kids: HEY WHEELS!!!!!!!!
2. Hey Wheels whats new?
by Jim April 18, 2005
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robs mum

The term 'Robs mum' can be used in many a context, normally as an suggestive insult that you had sex with her.

Everyone I know has had Robs mum, if you haven't, you're missing out.
<PERSON 1> "What you doing tonight?"
<PERSON 2> "Robs mum."
by Jim February 03, 2005
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bird

bothered. used sarcastically, so if u said 'im canny bird' it would actually mean 'i really dont care'
bird
im bird
im canny bird
pretty bird like
by jim March 04, 2003
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three cock gob

th.ree co.ck go.b \'th:r-e c-o-k 'gob-*s\ term. (decrip, fr. phase) 1: a female of an incommodious nature, loud, brash, usually common. An ideal description of D-list Big Brother celeb Jade Goody or shithead TV presenter June Sarpong. 2: a mouth so large it could fit three love truncheons into it 3: see mouthy / gobby.
1: "Err I'm such a fuckin minga arnt i, im just a mauthy caaw int i everyone always said i had a three cock gob" said Jade.
2: "Look at Julia Roberts she's fit but look at the size of her mouth - thats a three cock gob if i've ever seen one!"
by jim December 24, 2004
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