blowjob

To treat a penis as a ice block, performed mainly by horny women

Jenny gave Martin the blowjob of his life, and swallowed all the tasty sperm because she was hungry

by Jim March 31, 2003

lartigh

a stinky smeghead that looks like an overgrown penis

Jim:'Hey u fuckin lartigh'
Bob:'Don't call me no lartigh u rectum raider'

by jim August 23, 2004

pns

short for penis, often used in irc

jason loves to suck the big black pns

by jim January 16, 2003

LDS

"Like Dan's Sister"

-> see Dans Sister

(you) "hey man... that soda cost like $.69!"
(me) "heh heh... LDS!"
(you) "what?"
(me) "like your sister, Dan."
(you) "oh... HIGH FIVE!!!"

by Jim July 18, 2006

Wunderfun

Misspelled wunderful during chat

Could be applied to any thing wunderfull

by Jim January 14, 2005

Texas Twister

its when u say fuck to a girl and spin her around 5 time, then u take ur dick and slap her in the face with it

after jim fished fucking jill in the ass he proceeded to say, "fuck u" to her, and then spun her around 5 times. After the spin was compleated he took his dick in his hand and slapped her in the face with it

by jim November 24, 2003

fire hosing

to use ones stream of urine to spray off the bits of feces stuck to the inside of the toilet.

"dude dont poop so much, i had to fire hose the toilet"

by jim May 07, 2005