super ted

a large female of the black origin, usually with a big bumper

cor blimey, look at that super ted!

by jim July 15, 2003

ass paste

think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.

"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"

by jim May 07, 2005

koonem

Armenian cuss word which means FUCK

Koonem kez which means FUCK U

by Jim January 07, 2005

limpy

A dick that won't do shit because you look at *WAY* too much pornography.

I'm horny on the inside, but damn if ain't got a limpy from porno!

by Jim November 27, 2004

dodfrig

a bitch ass medal of honor player with a big dick

A. "My name is dodfrig"
B. "OMFG REALLY?"

by Jim September 26, 2004

tav

Weed,marijuana,bud,cheeba

Its a gypsy word for marijuana, most people say it frequently in Saco,Maine.

Man I wanna smoke some tav.

by Jim December 14, 2004

weapon

A term used to describe someone who is a spanner or a tool. A person who is extremely stupid and possibly ugly.

Ant: Hey mate, do you like my new burberry cap?
Jim: Nah mate, it's well chup. You look like a complete weapon!

by Jim July 19, 2004