jiM's definitions

Martwick

Slothlike, idiot. Lacking intelligence! In otherwords extremely stupid.

Dude, your fucking dumb. You pulled a Martwick.

by Jim July 20, 2004

funnel

the better frat on burrill ave, not to be mistaken with sigma chi

college student #1: I heard the funnel was getting a keg tonight
college student #2: Great, i spent my last 5 bucks on kentacohut, i guess ill have to use laundry quarters again

by jim March 8, 2005

richter scale

n. high quality crackor coke.

"Got some richter scale over at Eddie's dog. 35 half g."

by jim June 24, 2003

poonsnap

A particularly desirable female's genitalia

1. Damn bro, I gotta get me some of that poonsnap!

by Jim December 10, 2004

stunt

To buy a car, or other expensive possesions with a stolen credit card.

J Kwon tried to stunt, but got busted when the dealership asked for ID.

by Jim May 13, 2005

Statch

An underage girl. Combination of the words statutory, as in statutory rape, the penalty for copulating with a minor, and the word Snatch, slang for a Vagina which is also used in reference to a female of the species.

'Andy, you only want that job working at the mall because you like chasing statch.'

by Jim March 25, 2005

chummuck

When the fat area on a woman's stomach folds over her cunt and the two become one item.

Man, her gunt was so big it had become a chummuck!

by Jim June 29, 2006