Definitions by jiM

jew lawyer 

A jew lawyer is one that will win at any costs. Speaking as a jew myself it is a known fact.

Honey, you should get a jew lawyer so we can sue Wal Mart

jew lawyer by Jim June 18, 2006

Lmtto

It is a new variation on the commonly used lmao in msn messaging. It stands for 'Laugh My Tight Toosh Off'. It is often accompanied with the tongue bearing smiley emoticon in an msn conversation and follows a humorous remark.

"Lmtto. That's the funniest thing i've ever heard."

Lmtto by Jim June 18, 2006

middle reliever

Dude who is good enough to get in the game with a girl but not good enough to close the deal. Just like a middle reliever in baseball, he's good enough to play but gets no chicks, is paid poorly by the team, and people think he's the clubhouse boy cleaning up all of the dirty jocks.

Zeb worked Bre over real good and got her all wound up. But when push came to shove he wasn't good enough to close the deal and was relegated to middle reliever.

middle reliever by Jim May 28, 2006

BRRRRR!!!! 

Replaces words like Whatever and sure.

Person one: I just got a new cd.
Person two: Brr, your cool.

BRRRRR!!!! by Jim April 27, 2006

Macgyverism 

An item that was created through taking random or useless pieces and sticking them together to create something usefull.

Weed doesn't leed to other drugs, weed leeds to macgyverisms!

Macgyverism by Jim April 23, 2006

grill 

last time i checked, a grill is something you cook meat on, or the front vent thing on a car.

imma go cook me some burgers on the grill

grill by jim April 18, 2006

Joj 

Super intelligent.

I am Joj.

Joj by Jim April 16, 2006