jevanyn's definitions

Halo zone

Area around a police cruiser where everyone behaves like a little angel. Unrelated to the computer game of the same name.

Passenger: Dude, why is everyone going so slow?
Driver: There's a five-oh up there, we're stuck in the halo zone.

by jevanyn December 12, 2009

thank fucky for that

Relief that one's typical bad luck has taken a day off.

I was late for work (as usual), but I didn't have to deal with my boss who left early to visit a client. Thank fucky for that!

by jevanyn October 14, 2009

defridgerate

To allow something to reach room temperature, as by leaving it out of the refridgerator.

Dammit, you left the milk out again! It's completely defridgerated now!

by jevanyn August 17, 2009

assholitical

adjective: tending to express one's point of view, esp. political, when it is not desired or appropriate.

Honey, I know you got into an argument about gay marriage the last time we had dinner with the Hendersons. I'd appreciate it if you weren't so assholitical this evening, mkay?

by jevanyn August 28, 2009

green brownies

Brownies made with marijuana. AKA hash brownies.

Not to be confused with greenies.

1: Dude yo, I got green brownies.
2: What you mean, green? it's organic and shit?
1: Nah, green as in weed, yo.
2: Yo, hook me up with that.

by jevanyn January 25, 2010

hide the candy

Expression used among drag queens in reference to their clothing covering up their junk.

-- from Project Runway

One of my favorite accessories is this wide flowered belt; it's very flashy, and it will also hide the candy.
-- from Project Runway

by jevanyn October 19, 2009

onshoring

The act of relocating a business process or department to a less expensive part of the country. Similar to off-shoring, except that the job doesn't leave the country.

A typical example of onshoring is: tech support jobs being consolidated in Tennessee, where they can pay people half as much as before.

by jevanyn August 20, 2010