jesus christ's definitions

yoda

The one I pray to.

Oh powerful Yoda, grant me wisdom on this day...

by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003

Smick

A person of Peurto Rican and Irish descent.

Yeah I'm a Smick. You gotta problem bitch?

by Jesus Christ March 27, 2004

ts

Acronym for "True Statement"

Antonym: False

-Anybody want to go out for pizza?
-ts

by Jesus Christ January 12, 2005

the Jay - Ray

when a black male from the age of 5-55 takes a large nail gun, or staple gun and shoves it so far pu his ass and pulls the trigger, there for coughing out nails for months on end.

Man jason sullivan built a fucking house after that jay- ray he performed on himself!

by Jesus christ January 22, 2003

lettuce

From euro-gelled hair language 'lataz' (which means farewell, distortion of "laters").
Good bye.

-Maaaan, I go to the Deep Dish concert, maaan.
-Okay, lettuce.
-Lettuce.

by Jesus Christ January 12, 2005

dilaudid

Hospital Heroin. Strong painkiller, very small. Varies from K2, K4, K6, & K8.

Usually popped, sniffed, but mostly injected.

"I'm about to do a THICK diluadid."

by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003

Penis

the male reproductive organ; mantool; willy; wanker; wang

Hey man, your penis is erect. Do you need some "alone time".

Oh yes! Oh yeah! You penis is so large!

Penis' are good with mustard and onions.

by jesus christ November 6, 2002