Patient Zero

In work or educational organizations the first person in the organization with a contagious disease who winds up infecting over half of his or her colleagues.

With this year’s office cold, Sammy was patient zero.

by jesster79 January 09, 2020

voter fraud

A method of winning an election whereby votes are illegaly discounted, reducing the number of votes against the candidate. Or winning an election by illegaly adjusting the number of votes upwards so a winning candidate has more votes than they actually received.

George W. Bush became the current occupant of the White House through voter fraud.

by jesster79 February 10, 2006

gay agenda

The Republican's favorite whipping boy, so to speak. Something a Republican accuses anything that he or she opposes of being part of in order to excuse their racsist and homophobic attitudes. Especially if it involves taking care of the most vulnerable amongst us. They will toss this accusation even if the thing they oppose has nothing to do with homosexuality.

Human rights has been named as part of gay agenda by Republicans.

by jesster79 February 27, 2006

putsch

A sudden overthrow of government done by a smaller supposedly weaker body using illegal means.

Adolf Hitler's Beer Hall putsch, and George Bush's Florida putsch.

by jesster79 February 02, 2006

keppra

A medication that is prescribed to keep people from having seizures. Side effects include being tired and having a very low asshole tolerance.

Ever since Bob's doctor prescribed him keppra his asshole tolerance has been very low.

by jesster79 November 28, 2021

goddamn

A word used to describe large dams.

Beavis, "...question. Is this a God Dam?

by jesster79 February 11, 2005

treason

Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.
(United States Constitution)

The founding fathers were wise to define treason so narrowly that only a handful of people were charged with treason and fewer were actually convicted.

But this has not stopped brown nosing Bush supporters and Republican talking heads from spouting off all the time that anyone who disagrees with Republicans - especially with golden boy Georgie - using the treason label.

by jesster79 March 03, 2005