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fixes the cable

Yet another term for sexual intercourse. Coitus. The physical act of love.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
by jesster79 April 2, 2018
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Bushpatine

1. A melding of the names George W. Bush and Palpatine.

2. An apt description of Bush, because he is as power hungry, as evil, and as wretched as Palpatine.
Bushpatine is destroying democracy here at home and abroad.
by jesster79 February 8, 2006
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Cardinal Rovini

A nickname for the Italian Cardinal Camillo Ruini, given to him in reference to Karl Rove. Ruini has been given this nickname due to his political interference in other countries.
We've got Karl Rove. The Vatican has Cardinal Rovini.
by jesster79 February 27, 2006
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treason

Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.
(United States Constitution)
The founding fathers were wise to define treason so narrowly that only a handful of people were charged with treason and fewer were actually convicted.

But this has not stopped brown nosing Bush supporters and Republican talking heads from spouting off all the time that anyone who disagrees with Republicans - especially with golden boy Georgie - using the treason label.
by jesster79 March 2, 2005
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four flushing

A form of communication which is nothing more than empty boasting. A form of communication in which a person lies in an attempt to make themselves look better.
George W. Bush gave a four flushing mission accomplished speech on an aircraft carrier.
by jesster79 January 24, 2006
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Packers

A bad football team. The only thing that they have is Brett Farve and those chesehead fans.
A good football season is when the Packers don't make it all the way through the playoffs.
by jesster79 March 4, 2005
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butt head

A throughly unlikeable person who is stubborn, four flushing, ignorant, arrogant, and among other things, a real jerk.
George W. Bush, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and other neocons fit the definition well.
by jesster79 March 4, 2005
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