Crow T. Robot

One of the robot characters from Mystery Science Theater 3000. The coolest 'bot of them all.

"Joel, this is gonna turn into a snuff film."
"No Marmaduke, don't use the triple overhanded stich. Bad dog!"

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

Talon News

A paid propaganda wing of the Republican party that used a plant in the White House press briefing.

Further proof that the Republicans are doing such a bad job that they need shills - unpaid and otherwise - to sugar coat everything monkey boy Bush and his minions do.

James Dale Guckert, who went by the name Jeff Gannon, was the reason Talon News was exposed. People finally figured out that he was there to make Bush look good. Guckert also has the distinction of being a male prostitute who advertised him self on gay male escort service sites.

by jesster79 March 13, 2005

thug

1. People that use violence and behave poorly towards other people.
2. Another description of the average Republican.
3. George W. Bush.

The word thug is an entierly accurate description of most Republicans, especially Bush and his friends.

by jesster79 April 18, 2006

Chimpanzee

A common name for two aniamal species in the genus Pan. An animal that is very closely related to human beings.

A human being that looks, acts, or thinks like a chimpanzee.

See also, Bush, George W.

The current occupant of the White House is a Chimpanzee.

by jesster79 February 16, 2006

keppra

A medication that is prescribed to keep people from having seizures. Side effects include being tired and having a very low asshole tolerance.

Ever since Bob's doctor prescribed him keppra his asshole tolerance has been very low.

by jesster79 November 28, 2021

republican

A collection of low life, lying, four flushing sacks of wind and bullshit who have little regard for their fellow human beings. People who think that George W. Bush is the second coming or some other damn thing and that anyone who so much as looks at Bush funny is a traitor or terrorist sympathizer. People who have their noses so up in the air that they cannot see the disgust and contempt others have for them. War mongering pigs who want us to go into a bottomless pit for their dreams of military conquest, but their God forbid that money is given so that lower classes actually get ahead in life or have access to decent medical care. A collection of fascist thugs who think that George W. Bush should be allowed to piss and shit all over the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

The mere sight of Bush and most Republicans makes me want to vomit.

by jesster79 February 11, 2005

right wing

The wing on the right side of an artifical or natural thing that flies through the air.

Birds, airliners, small planes, bats, etc etc

by jesster79 March 18, 2005