jess's definitions

Yoddles

The cute/preppy country girl's way of saying "yo".

'Yoddles, Mike! How ya doing?'

by Jess December 2, 2004

kewlers

Something that is really cool or awesome

Her hair looks so kewlers today!

by jess August 7, 2004

George W. Bush

President that is saving your sorry asses, whether you like it or not. He won the election. Deal with it. Life goes on. This country has seen darker days and yet, *somehow* we've survived.

Bush is protecting this country from evil. He is in no way a Nazi, and there is no evidence to support that theory.

by Jess April 17, 2005

geekgasm

A fit of intense geekly joy, happens when a geek runs into someone or something exceedingly geeky not seen every day, or when they get uber excited and riled up; When a geek goes into geekstcy, Has a geek-on; What makes a geek go crazy; When a geek has reached his or her geek climax; The equivalent of a sexual orgasm for a geek.

My XBOX is coming, I think I'm going to have a geekgasm!

I made John have a geekgasm by mentioning that Star Wars action figures were onsale.

by Jess October 20, 2003

Poof

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.

You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"

by Jess October 20, 2003

gun control

The idea of taking away our constitutional right to bear arms in the hope that it will reduce violence, when in reality all it does is ensure that know one but the criminals have them.

Face it. Gun control doesn't stop violence. Do you honestly think that criminals would give up their weapons just because a law was passed?

One major basis for the argument of gun control is Columbine. Would it have been better if they had killed the kids by pushing them out of windows or something?

Gun control doesn't stop violence, but encourages people to find new and creative ways to be violent.

by Jess February 15, 2005

smuttonchops

A word that Jack and Mike use on occasion to describe a girl that is easy.

That girl's name should be smuttonchops

by Jess December 1, 2003