russ maltese

drunken sailor, russel crowe, to beat off in your pants,

"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"

"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)

"i just russ maltesed in my pants"

by jesus September 10, 2003

CAWG

An acronym that stands for Cackling Aloud With Gusto

After John tripped and landed in the deep fryer we were all CAWG

by Jesus September 17, 2003

chatwhore

any internet girl that meets and fucks retards she found in a chat room.

Man that girl I met at coffee last night from the chat room was a real chatwhore. She sucked me dry and ate my ass within 20 minutes of meeting her.

by jesus May 27, 2004

Poot

a particular squeaky type of fart often resulting in a mild smell.

that fart was a poot!

by Jesus July 25, 2003

RubinCocked

Throwing up after having very few alcoholic beverages.

Josh got RubinCocked last night and threw up all over my floor

by Jesus November 25, 2003

bksghetto1

jevito - some one who dresses nice.

cainisero - dominican meat killer and seller.
baja panty - some one girls get naked for

a male hormone that gets girls out of their clothes breaking olympic records

by jesus April 15, 2005

SWBSMC

Sorry, Was Busy Shining My Cape

SWBSMC so I didn't see your messages

by Jesus September 17, 2003