jesUs's definitions

spooge rifle

your dick

your mom sucks your spooge rifle

by Jesus June 6, 2003

clicker

The instrument of choice for easy channel changing, usually weilded by the "Cable Nazi."

"wer ist die clicka?"

by Jesus January 17, 2003

mick

A derogatory term for an Irishman, usually Catholic and sometimes drunk

On St. Patrick's Day everyone's a mick.

by jesus September 1, 2003

Swastika

used way back when and had to do with peace and prosperity. nowadays, any racist, white supremicist uses it to try and scare off people.

most people dont know that not all nazi's were racist also...most people just joined the political party because they needed food..

don't tatoo a swastika on your arm to think you're a nazi.

by jesus August 17, 2003

Road Rage

The act or feeling of agression towards the dumbasses that share the nations hiways with one.

Road rage: if you don't have it, you're probably causing it.

by Jesus February 24, 2003

grain

the wood trim in a car

"wood grain on the dash"

by Jesus November 26, 2003

Poot

a particular squeaky type of fart often resulting in a mild smell.

that fart was a poot!

by Jesus July 24, 2003