jeru411's definitions

Cinco de Marcho

A play off the holiday "Cinco de Mayo", but is pretty much just an excuse to drink on the 5th day of every March. And after all, any excuse to drink is a good one.

Bob: "What are you going to do for Cinco de Marcho?"

Tony: "Same thing as you, go to the bar and get blacked out drunk!"

by jeru411 March 3, 2010

Share the welf

Short for Share the Welf(are).

Term that describes when one buys food for all his friends using his government-paid Food Stamp Card.

Chad was running out of days to use up the money on his food stamp card, so luckily for me he was willing to share the welf.

by jeru411 October 29, 2009

shlonky

A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.

Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.

by jeru411 October 12, 2005

do the thing

The new proper way of saying "do it".

"Want to go to the mall?" "Yeah, let's do the thing"

"That idling car is just beggin to be stolen, I need to hurry up and do the thing before the owner comes back out"

by jeru411 March 7, 2007

Dirty Ronald

When you are banging a chick, and you stick a french fry up her ass and then use it to draw the golden arches on her forehead

The other day, I bought my girl a #2 super sized at Mickey D's, but little did she know I was just in it for the Dirty Ronald.

by jeru411 March 10, 2007

oh snizzle

Ghetto way of saying "oh snap!"

Oh snizzle! Look at that dime with her jeans painted on!

by jeru411 August 26, 2008

man chair

A reclining chair with all the bells and whistles. Most man chairs come with a beer holder and a fold out foot rest. Ideal for the football season.

I told my girl she could buy a love seat if she let me buy the Deluxe Man Chair. The thing had a built in refrigerator!

by jeru411 September 25, 2008