Beast Coast

East Coast is the Beast Coast. Fuck West may be Best but we Beast at everything and we taken over. With NY, Boston, Newark, Philly, D.C, Baltimore, Charleston, Atlanta, Montgomery, and Miami we are fucking awesome.
West may be best but Beast Coast runs this and we taken over the game.
by Jersey Kid November 22, 2007
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iphone

A mutant cross-breed of an ipod and a phone
ipod + phone = iphone
by Jersey Kid February 24, 2008
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bangin

by Jersey Kid January 24, 2008
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new jersey

East Coast State. Lots of stereotypes are false about this state just like there are false stereotypes about your state.
Information:
- Capital is Trenton
- Three regions, North, South, Central
- We DON'T say Joisey, we say Jurzee
- Depending on where you live you are either close to NYC or Philly
- Lots of rich suburbs, ghetto cities, and beach towns
- The beaches aren't dirty, they are actually clean and have some of the biggest waves I have ever seen
- People are really into sports, football, soccer, lax, etc.
- Lots of hot girls and a lot of ugly ones too.
- It does not smell. If you think it does you obviously have been on outskirts with lots of factories which doesn't smell that bad anyway.
- We have lots of pizza shops, bagel stores, and malls.
- Most people in Jersey have respect for New York and Pennsylvania. We aren't trying to compete with them, we enjoy there large cities and they enjoy our beaches, fare trade off.
- Trenton, Newark, Camden, and Patterson are considered "Ghetto". It doesn't mean you are going to get shot for walking it just means don't be retarded, say the n word, or start shit with people.
- Most people are either Philly Eagle Fans or NY Giants fan
- A lot of people move here for our schools (good public schools and private schools as well).
- We have; irish, jews, blacks, italians, mexicans, pueroricans, hindus, muslims etc. We are a very diverse state
- We are a Northeast state
- A lot of people here falsey stereotype the south as dumb. I realize that Southnern people are for the most part just as smart.
- There are some really good and bad drivers. Honestly the bad ones are Asians, Indians, Old people, and women.
- We are short tempered but funny people.
- We have some celeberties that were born here.
- Right now we have a population of about 10 million.
- We know we are small but we are STRONG
Jersey may not be the richest, or have the biggest cities but it's my home. I love it here and so will you if you give it a chance. No one says Joisey. From North Jersey, down to South, and back up again to Central we are strong. We love were we live and wouldn't trade it for the world.
MAD LOVE FOR NEW JERSEY, NYC, PHILLY, AND REST OF THE STATES.
DOESN'T MATTTER JUST REP WHERE YOU LIVE!
by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007
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slut

women that sleeps around.
male slut = glut
Dude Kate is a slut she fucked 9 guys today and they're all 10 years older, shes after money.
by Jersey Kid December 26, 2007
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brown eyes

The most beautiful color of eyes. Italians, Spanish, Indians, Arabs, Blacks, and Latinos most commonly have this color. Brown Eyes are sexy as hell. If you get blue contacts or green you are just degrading yourself. Work with what you got.
Brown eyes are sexy. People who dye their hair blonde, get fake blue contacts, and fake tans are degrading themselves.
by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007
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missouri

Misery. Seriously sound it out, Miss-or-ee. It relates to the state Missouri because it is in the middle of fucking no where. It has no beaches. People don't know if its in the fucking south or mid-west because they act hickish but they aren't south.
I'm pretty much in misery living in Missouri. PS. I'm not trying to offend a lot of ppl. I just don't like that state but that doesn't mean my opinon matters. Make up your own and go there.
by jersey kid December 24, 2007
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