coin star

machine that you put change into, so that u can buy the smack you always wanted. The sucker won't except my canadian and chuckycheese tokens, god i hate life.

Ooo a penny, i can take this to the coin star and get .8 pennies back.

by jerryblank May 13, 2005

careless whisper

Careless whisper was a song made by the group Wham, consisting of Andrew Ridgeley and George Michael. Saddest song ever about a lost love.

If you dare to listen to this song have a box of kleenex near by.

by jerryblank May 18, 2005

strangers with candy

Funniest show to come out on comedy central. Staring Jerry Blank a middle-age women who goes back to highschool in an effort to finally graduate.Best watched when drunk.

Pass me that 40 and pop Strangers with candy in the dvd player.

by jerryblank May 16, 2005

bad english

this be bad enshlis becuz i kant right good"

U guyz dont wont to wread a xple so i aint riteing won.

by jerryblank May 13, 2005

cherry popper

When you have intercourse with a female virgin and make her bleed due to your enormous penis.

If you want to get back a girl pop her cherry at a random hotel, slap her in the ass and tell her "Get the hell out"

by jerryblank May 16, 2005

pizzaface

Another name for people with bad acne. The acne is so bad b/c they drink pop all day and rub beef jerky all over their face.

ME-"Shut up pizzaface, your not even human. Your just a pizza."
Pizzaface-" No I am delivery Mr"

by jerryblank May 13, 2005

zygo

Morning vodka. Peach flarvor vodka/energy drink. Drink the morning after getting wasted to get rid of your hangover.

Dude if we're going to get wasted, we better make sure we have zygo

by jerryblank May 17, 2005