jerryblank's definitions

sparks

New energy drink that contains 6% alcohol and the can itself looks like a battery. Add vodka a make a concoction called battery acid.

Screw that red bullshit, get sparks and have a good time.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

dsl

Wrong route to go if you want highspeed internet. Slower and less reliable then cable. The modem just randomly falls asleep and kicking it is the only way to wake it up. Its a real annoyance when your looking up porn and almost finish, then the darn thing stops working.

I wish dsl had dsl's so it would be good for something.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

five star

When you slap somebody on their bear back and leave a red hand print on their back. Unless of course your my freind Ebert, who has four fingers and one stub, and leave a four star.

Dude that five star must of hurt b/c my hand is numb.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

leg warmers

Made popular in the 80's but no just looks silly. If you ever want a good lauph look up pictures of leg warmers.

OMG i look sexily gay in my leg warmers.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

blue balls

A shot of that consists of red bull,jagermeister,aftershock, and what ever else you got laying around.

One shot of blue balls makes your testicles numb and blue.

by jerryblank May 19, 2005

coin star

machine that you put change into, so that u can buy the smack you always wanted. The sucker won't except my canadian and chuckycheese tokens, god i hate life.

Ooo a penny, i can take this to the coin star and get .8 pennies back.

by jerryblank May 15, 2005

cheesecake factory

The only place my sister ever wants to eat at. They specialize in cheesecake obviously, and they also serve regular food.

Ali-"You what im in the mood for?"
Me-"G I dont know"
Ali-"Some cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory"

by jerryblank May 17, 2005