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zygo

Morning vodka. Peach flarvor vodka/energy drink. Drink the morning after getting wasted to get rid of your hangover.

Dude if we're going to get wasted, we better make sure we have zygo

by jerryblank May 18, 2005

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Goldschlager

Strong drink that tastes like big red and has real gold flakes inside. Drinking a lot tends to give you diarhea the morning after and causes you to wet myself.

"What is this shit? Big red?"

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

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Verizon

I rather use tin can phones then use their service. They have a dozen monkeys and a turtle in charge of their billing and thousands of towel heads working in customer service.

Friend-"Dude how'd you get that much money back"
Me-"Shh, because a dozen monkeys and a turtle are incharge of their billing."

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

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Wrong route to go if you want highspeed internet. Slower and less reliable then cable. The modem just randomly falls asleep and kicking it is the only way to wake it up. Its a real annoyance when your looking up porn and almost finish, then the darn thing stops working.

I wish dsl had dsl's so it would be good for something.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

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leg warmers

Made popular in the 80's but no just looks silly. If you ever want a good lauph look up pictures of leg warmers.

OMG i look sexily gay in my leg warmers.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

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stink bombs

Little harmless glass containers that release a foul egg-like odor when broken. For best results use inside where there is an abundance of people.
Warning-Do not use at your job site, unless you want to be suspended and sent home for pending investigation.

One of the quotes from the letter my job gave me for setting off a stink bomb-"This type of behavior will not be tolerated due to the fact that physical and emotional harm could be caused to associates and cutomers."

by jerryblank May 17, 2005