jerryblank's definitions

stink bombs

Little harmless glass containers that release a foul egg-like odor when broken. For best results use inside where there is an abundance of people.
Warning-Do not use at your job site, unless you want to be suspended and sent home for pending investigation.

One of the quotes from the letter my job gave me for setting off a stink bomb-"This type of behavior will not be tolerated due to the fact that physical and emotional harm could be caused to associates and cutomers."

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

Donkey konga

Most annoying game since DDR. You play by beating on drums and clapping your hands. Gets old quick b/c they use songs that are already boring and played out.

If one of your siblings has this game you bettter have Tylenol PM handy if you plan on sleeping.

by jerryblank May 19, 2005

boogies

The green fellas setting up camp in your nose.Sergon General Warning:Eating boogers may be scary and upset your stomache.

"Miss Ali did u blow your nose? Was it scary?"

by jerryblank May 16, 2005

careless whisper

Careless whisper was a song made by the group Wham, consisting of Andrew Ridgeley and George Michael. Saddest song ever about a lost love.

If you dare to listen to this song have a box of kleenex near by.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

How soon is now

"How soon is now" is the greatest song known to man even though it is the national anthem for homosexuals. The Smiths made this song during their prime and many less talented artists have tried to replicate it ever since.

"You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and i need to be loved
Just like everbody else does"

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

beater van

Piece of shit vans used mainly by schools with no money. They are older the the kids that ride them and have 250 meters of duct tape inside and out that hold the van together.

Me and my friend were riding in a beater van and I almost fell through the duct taped floor.

by jerryblank May 19, 2005

sparks

New energy drink that contains 6% alcohol and the can itself looks like a battery. Add vodka a make a concoction called battery acid.

Screw that red bullshit, get sparks and have a good time.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005