jerryblank's definitions

Verizon

I rather use tin can phones then use their service. They have a dozen monkeys and a turtle in charge of their billing and thousands of towel heads working in customer service.

Friend-"Dude how'd you get that much money back"
Me-"Shh, because a dozen monkeys and a turtle are incharge of their billing."

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

80's music

The 80's was the greatest period for music. Hall and Oates were the king and queen of this era with their song "Out of touch".

80's music is what made vice city the greatest game ever.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

strangers with candy

Funniest show to come out on comedy central. Staring Jerry Blank a middle-age women who goes back to highschool in an effort to finally graduate.Best watched when drunk.

Pass me that 40 and pop Strangers with candy in the dvd player.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

sparks

New energy drink that contains 6% alcohol and the can itself looks like a battery. Add vodka a make a concoction called battery acid.

Screw that red bullshit, get sparks and have a good time.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

beater van

Piece of shit vans used mainly by schools with no money. They are older the the kids that ride them and have 250 meters of duct tape inside and out that hold the van together.

Me and my friend were riding in a beater van and I almost fell through the duct taped floor.

by jerryblank May 19, 2005

Dell

Worst computer know to man. After a day of use they start making weird noises and randomly just shut off. Their freaking cd/dvd rom drives sould like freaking Harley Davidson motorcycles. God forbid you have a problem and try to call their customer service number, you better have a day off and a lot of patience. I've never been so pissed off that day when i talked to Abu for a hour and listened to an automated operator for another two hours. Dell lost the only good thing they had when they fired the Dell guy that said dude a lot.

Me-"Dude you know what Dell stands for?"
Freind-"hmmm,D-E-L-L um idk."
Me-"Dell stands for bullshit."

by jerryblank May 16, 2005

natys

Cheap american beer caucasion males drink to get the balls to go up to a girl and get rejected.This beer tastes like urine but gets more delightful the more you drink.

I rather drink pickle juice with sprinkles of donkey dingle berries, then drink natys.

by jerryblank April 28, 2005