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cherry popper

When you have intercourse with a female virgin and make her bleed due to your enormous penis.
If you want to get back a girl pop her cherry at a random hotel, slap her in the ass and tell her "Get the hell out"
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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strangers with candy

Funniest show to come out on comedy central. Staring Jerry Blank a middle-age women who goes back to highschool in an effort to finally graduate.Best watched when drunk.
Pass me that 40 and pop Strangers with candy in the dvd player.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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drink jenga

Fun drinking game which is used with the game Jenga. You begin by writing differnt tasks on the blocks. (Like take to sips of your drink, give three sips etc.)You then assemble Jenga and play, but now when you pull off a block you must perform the task on it.
Drink Jenga is the fun and easy way to get girls to drop their panties.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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cheesecake factory

The only place my sister ever wants to eat at. They specialize in cheesecake obviously, and they also serve regular food.
Ali-"You what im in the mood for?"
Me-"G I dont know"
Ali-"Some cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory"
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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five star

When you slap somebody on their bear back and leave a red hand print on their back. Unless of course your my freind Ebert, who has four fingers and one stub, and leave a four star.
Dude that five star must of hurt b/c my hand is numb.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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80's music

The 80's was the greatest period for music. Hall and Oates were the king and queen of this era with their song "Out of touch".
80's music is what made vice city the greatest game ever.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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How soon is now

"How soon is now" is the greatest song known to man even though it is the national anthem for homosexuals. The Smiths made this song during their prime and many less talented artists have tried to replicate it ever since.
"You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and i need to be loved
Just like everbody else does"
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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