jerryblank's definitions

stink bombs

Little harmless glass containers that release a foul egg-like odor when broken. For best results use inside where there is an abundance of people.
Warning-Do not use at your job site, unless you want to be suspended and sent home for pending investigation.

One of the quotes from the letter my job gave me for setting off a stink bomb-"This type of behavior will not be tolerated due to the fact that physical and emotional harm could be caused to associates and cutomers."

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

ddr

most annoying game ever. Seems like it is very appealing to the faggot and big sock race.If you have an annoying sibling and you dont want to here that annoying game anymore,just pour pop all over the wires.

If you want a good lauph watch an epileptic person play ddr

by jerryblank April 28, 2005

cherry popper

When you have intercourse with a female virgin and make her bleed due to your enormous penis.

If you want to get back a girl pop her cherry at a random hotel, slap her in the ass and tell her "Get the hell out"

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

boogies

The green fellas setting up camp in your nose.Sergon General Warning:Eating boogers may be scary and upset your stomache.

"Miss Ali did u blow your nose? Was it scary?"

by jerryblank May 16, 2005

careless whisper

Careless whisper was a song made by the group Wham, consisting of Andrew Ridgeley and George Michael. Saddest song ever about a lost love.

If you dare to listen to this song have a box of kleenex near by.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

pizzaface

Another name for people with bad acne. The acne is so bad b/c they drink pop all day and rub beef jerky all over their face.

ME-"Shut up pizzaface, your not even human. Your just a pizza."
Pizzaface-" No I am delivery Mr"

by jerryblank May 15, 2005

dsl

Wrong route to go if you want highspeed internet. Slower and less reliable then cable. The modem just randomly falls asleep and kicking it is the only way to wake it up. Its a real annoyance when your looking up porn and almost finish, then the darn thing stops working.

I wish dsl had dsl's so it would be good for something.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005