jerryblank's definitions

sparks

New energy drink that contains 6% alcohol and the can itself looks like a battery. Add vodka a make a concoction called battery acid.

Screw that red bullshit, get sparks and have a good time.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

beater van

Piece of shit vans used mainly by schools with no money. They are older the the kids that ride them and have 250 meters of duct tape inside and out that hold the van together.

Me and my friend were riding in a beater van and I almost fell through the duct taped floor.

by jerryblank May 19, 2005

strangers with candy

Funniest show to come out on comedy central. Staring Jerry Blank a middle-age women who goes back to highschool in an effort to finally graduate.Best watched when drunk.

Pass me that 40 and pop Strangers with candy in the dvd player.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

dsl

Wrong route to go if you want highspeed internet. Slower and less reliable then cable. The modem just randomly falls asleep and kicking it is the only way to wake it up. Its a real annoyance when your looking up porn and almost finish, then the darn thing stops working.

I wish dsl had dsl's so it would be good for something.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

liquid cocaine

Shot that consists of 151,jagermeister, and goldschlager.

My freind Kevin had a shot and instantly spit it up and peed himself.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

Sir Nagalot

1)My mom
2)What you call your mother when all she does is follow you everywhere you go and asks you questions, especially when your trying to bang your girlfreind

Sorry babe we can't go to my room because Sir Nagalot is on the prowl.

by jerryblank May 18, 2005

cherry popper

When you have intercourse with a female virgin and make her bleed due to your enormous penis.

If you want to get back a girl pop her cherry at a random hotel, slap her in the ass and tell her "Get the hell out"

by jerryblank May 17, 2005