jerryblank's definitions

Sir Nagalot

1)My mom
2)What you call your mother when all she does is follow you everywhere you go and asks you questions, especially when your trying to bang your girlfreind

Sorry babe we can't go to my room because Sir Nagalot is on the prowl.

by jerryblank May 18, 2005

Blair witch project

Greatest horror movie to come out in the past decade. About three student film makers who disapear in the woods near Burkittesville, Maryland. Their have been reports of people having heart attacks and people leaving the theatre in the middle of the movie.

Best watched at night before you go camping.

by jerryblank May 19, 2005

sawed off bitch

Someone that is not only a bitch but a redneck bitch.

You done pissed me off you sawed off bitch.

by jerryblank June 8, 2005

drink jenga

Fun drinking game which is used with the game Jenga. You begin by writing differnt tasks on the blocks. (Like take to sips of your drink, give three sips etc.)You then assemble Jenga and play, but now when you pull off a block you must perform the task on it.

Drink Jenga is the fun and easy way to get girls to drop their panties.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

careless whisper

Careless whisper was a song made by the group Wham, consisting of Andrew Ridgeley and George Michael. Saddest song ever about a lost love.

If you dare to listen to this song have a box of kleenex near by.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

boogies

The green fellas setting up camp in your nose.Sergon General Warning:Eating boogers may be scary and upset your stomache.

"Miss Ali did u blow your nose? Was it scary?"

by jerryblank May 16, 2005

pizzaface

Another name for people with bad acne. The acne is so bad b/c they drink pop all day and rub beef jerky all over their face.

ME-"Shut up pizzaface, your not even human. Your just a pizza."
Pizzaface-" No I am delivery Mr"

by jerryblank May 15, 2005