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sparks

New energy drink that contains 6% alcohol and the can itself looks like a battery. Add vodka a make a concoction called battery acid.
Screw that red bullshit, get sparks and have a good time.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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cherry popper

When you have intercourse with a female virgin and make her bleed due to your enormous penis.
If you want to get back a girl pop her cherry at a random hotel, slap her in the ass and tell her "Get the hell out"
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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ddr

most annoying game ever. Seems like it is very appealing to the faggot and big sock race.If you have an annoying sibling and you dont want to here that annoying game anymore,just pour pop all over the wires.
If you want a good lauph watch an epileptic person play ddr
by jerryblank April 28, 2005
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liquid cocaine

Shot that consists of 151,jagermeister, and goldschlager.
My freind Kevin had a shot and instantly spit it up and peed himself.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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dsl

Wrong route to go if you want highspeed internet. Slower and less reliable then cable. The modem just randomly falls asleep and kicking it is the only way to wake it up. Its a real annoyance when your looking up porn and almost finish, then the darn thing stops working.
I wish dsl had dsl's so it would be good for something.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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leg warmers

Made popular in the 80's but no just looks silly. If you ever want a good lauph look up pictures of leg warmers.
OMG i look sexily gay in my leg warmers.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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five star

When you slap somebody on their bear back and leave a red hand print on their back. Unless of course your my freind Ebert, who has four fingers and one stub, and leave a four star.
Dude that five star must of hurt b/c my hand is numb.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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