cheesecake factory

The only place my sister ever wants to eat at. They specialize in cheesecake obviously, and they also serve regular food.
Ali-"You what im in the mood for?"
Me-"G I dont know"
Ali-"Some cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory"
by jerryblank May 16, 2005
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Verizon

I rather use tin can phones then use their service. They have a dozen monkeys and a turtle in charge of their billing and thousands of towel heads working in customer service.
Friend-"Dude how'd you get that much money back"
Me-"Shh, because a dozen monkeys and a turtle are incharge of their billing."
by jerryblank May 16, 2005
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sawed off bitch

Someone that is not only a bitch but a redneck bitch.
You done pissed me off you sawed off bitch.
by jerryblank June 02, 2005
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sparks

New energy drink that contains 6% alcohol and the can itself looks like a battery. Add vodka a make a concoction called battery acid.
Screw that red bullshit, get sparks and have a good time.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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drink jenga

Fun drinking game which is used with the game Jenga. You begin by writing differnt tasks on the blocks. (Like take to sips of your drink, give three sips etc.)You then assemble Jenga and play, but now when you pull off a block you must perform the task on it.
Drink Jenga is the fun and easy way to get girls to drop their panties.
by jerryblank May 16, 2005
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salem

Fat Physics teacher who wears boots called slanters, its the S. Hes so fat his shoes collapsed like like the little piggy's house that was mad out of straw. His dad and mom are also fat. his pops fell while walking accross ice but still managed to save his mickie d's.
He looks like Salme,only hes not fat or ugly and he's not a women
by jerryblank April 29, 2005
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Blair witch project

Greatest horror movie to come out in the past decade. About three student film makers who disapear in the woods near Burkittesville, Maryland. Their have been reports of people having heart attacks and people leaving the theatre in the middle of the movie.
by jerryblank May 18, 2005
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