Definitions by jerryblank

liquid cocaine 

Shot that consists of 151,jagermeister, and goldschlager.

My freind Kevin had a shot and instantly spit it up and peed himself.

liquid cocaine by jerryblank May 17, 2005

sparks 

New energy drink that contains 6% alcohol and the can itself looks like a battery. Add vodka a make a concoction called battery acid.

Screw that red bullshit, get sparks and have a good time.

sparks by jerryblank May 17, 2005

careless whisper 

Careless whisper was a song made by the group Wham, consisting of Andrew Ridgeley and George Michael. Saddest song ever about a lost love.

If you dare to listen to this song have a box of kleenex near by.

careless whisper by jerryblank May 17, 2005

boogies 

The green fellas setting up camp in your nose.Sergon General Warning:Eating boogers may be scary and upset your stomache.

"Miss Ali did u blow your nose? Was it scary?"

boogies by jerryblank May 16, 2005

Dell 

Worst computer know to man. After a day of use they start making weird noises and randomly just shut off. Their freaking cd/dvd rom drives sould like freaking Harley Davidson motorcycles. God forbid you have a problem and try to call their customer service number, you better have a day off and a lot of patience. I've never been so pissed off that day when i talked to Abu for a hour and listened to an automated operator for another two hours. Dell lost the only good thing they had when they fired the Dell guy that said dude a lot.

Me-"Dude you know what Dell stands for?"
Freind-"hmmm,D-E-L-L um idk."
Me-"Dell stands for bullshit."

Dell by jerryblank May 16, 2005

coin star 

machine that you put change into, so that u can buy the smack you always wanted. The sucker won't except my canadian and chuckycheese tokens, god i hate life.

Ooo a penny, i can take this to the coin star and get .8 pennies back.

coin star by jerryblank May 15, 2005

pizzaface 

Another name for people with bad acne. The acne is so bad b/c they drink pop all day and rub beef jerky all over their face.

ME-"Shut up pizzaface, your not even human. Your just a pizza."
Pizzaface-" No I am delivery Mr"

pizzaface by jerryblank May 15, 2005