careless whisper

Careless whisper was a song made by the group Wham, consisting of Andrew Ridgeley and George Michael. Saddest song ever about a lost love.
If you dare to listen to this song have a box of kleenex near by.
by jerryblank May 18, 2005
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Verizon

I rather use tin can phones then use their service. They have a dozen monkeys and a turtle in charge of their billing and thousands of towel heads working in customer service.
Friend-"Dude how'd you get that much money back"
Me-"Shh, because a dozen monkeys and a turtle are incharge of their billing."
by jerryblank May 16, 2005
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sawed off bitch

Someone that is not only a bitch but a redneck bitch.
You done pissed me off you sawed off bitch.
by jerryblank June 02, 2005
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sparks

New energy drink that contains 6% alcohol and the can itself looks like a battery. Add vodka a make a concoction called battery acid.
Screw that red bullshit, get sparks and have a good time.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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How soon is now

"How soon is now" is the greatest song known to man even though it is the national anthem for homosexuals. The Smiths made this song during their prime and many less talented artists have tried to replicate it ever since.
"You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and i need to be loved
Just like everbody else does"
by jerryblank May 16, 2005
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Hall and Oates

Two sexiest men ever, that produced the best music to come out of the 80's.Greatest song is "Out of touch" and the best live song is "Mrs.Jones".
All right Hall and Oates, turn this shit up and make out with me.
by jerryblank May 16, 2005
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Sir Nagalot

1)My mom
2)What you call your mother when all she does is follow you everywhere you go and asks you questions, especially when your trying to bang your girlfreind
Sorry babe we can't go to my room because Sir Nagalot is on the prowl.
by jerryblank May 16, 2005
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