Sir Nagalot

1)My mom
2)What you call your mother when all she does is follow you everywhere you go and asks you questions, especially when your trying to bang your girlfreind

Sorry babe we can't go to my room because Sir Nagalot is on the prowl.

by jerryblank May 18, 2005

Dell

Worst computer know to man. After a day of use they start making weird noises and randomly just shut off. Their freaking cd/dvd rom drives sould like freaking Harley Davidson motorcycles. God forbid you have a problem and try to call their customer service number, you better have a day off and a lot of patience. I've never been so pissed off that day when i talked to Abu for a hour and listened to an automated operator for another two hours. Dell lost the only good thing they had when they fired the Dell guy that said dude a lot.

Me-"Dude you know what Dell stands for?"
Freind-"hmmm,D-E-L-L um idk."
Me-"Dell stands for bullshit."

by jerryblank May 16, 2005

Goldschlager

Strong drink that tastes like big red and has real gold flakes inside. Drinking a lot tends to give you diarhea the morning after and causes you to wet myself.

"What is this shit? Big red?"

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

natys

Cheap american beer caucasion males drink to get the balls to go up to a girl and get rejected.This beer tastes like urine but gets more delightful the more you drink.

I rather drink pickle juice with sprinkles of donkey dingle berries, then drink natys.

by jerryblank April 28, 2005

strangers with candy

Funniest show to come out on comedy central. Staring Jerry Blank a middle-age women who goes back to highschool in an effort to finally graduate.Best watched when drunk.

Pass me that 40 and pop Strangers with candy in the dvd player.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

car bar

When you drink in the car on your way to the club.

Car barring is the way to go because you save money and your tipsy by the time you get to the club.

by jerryblank June 11, 2005

sparks

New energy drink that contains 6% alcohol and the can itself looks like a battery. Add vodka a make a concoction called battery acid.

Screw that red bullshit, get sparks and have a good time.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005