A bloke from Welyn aho has done every job in the world with "The Boys". Repeats stories so many times that even infinity is out of date as a large number.
by Jerry October 13, 2003
The cross used for an uncommon form of crucifixion. Rarely seen in any period in history other than the Middle Ages, and even then it was uncommon. The form for the Cross is not actually a cross at all. Rather, it is a square shape, modified depending on the height of the person being crucified. Within the square are three beams. One is horizontal, and goes directly across the middle of the square. The other two are placed diagonally, forming an “X” shape. The victim is placed spread eagle on the Cross, and his arms and legs are nailed onto the beams. A long, usually wood, pole is beneath the Cross, which allows a person or persons to carry the Cross around with them, displaying the victim around the place where he was being executed. The victim was still alive as the people were hauling him across town, and other citizens were allowed to spit, insult, and otherwise degrade the offender. The normal cause of death, just as in normal crucifixion, was suffocation.
Being nailed to Tivadar's Cross is one of the most humiliating forms of capital punishment known to man.
by Jerry October 27, 2004
One third of Santa's sexy personal entourage, ie: one 'ho'. An upscale and hearty version (insensitive to cold climates) of the more common 'ho'. See also 'whore', 'lady of the night', 'streetwalker', etc.
by Jerry January 06, 2005
by Jerry December 08, 2001
1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
by Jerry September 08, 2004
1. A member of the hippy revolution of the 1960s and 1970s.
2. A member of Mr. B's geography or religion classes.
2. A member of Mr. B's geography or religion classes.
1. "He was a honeychild, but then the 80s came around..."
2. "I am a honeychild, and I've done my geo. homework. Sucks to you."
2. "I am a honeychild, and I've done my geo. homework. Sucks to you."
by Jerry August 20, 2004
by Jerry October 06, 2004