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Enigma child(perhaps? we really aren't sure of his age, he's said he's everything from 16 to 23) who posts on every punk net zine known to man, bullshits everything he says, and plagiarizes other people's works. (such as stealing reviews from one site and submitting them to another as his own.) Probably does all of this for attention. His mother must not have let him suck on her nipple long enough as a child. Chadwick, I hope you burn in hell.
Audioboxers listens to shitty music and needs to die.
by jerry December 2, 2003
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Acronyn- Rolling On Floor Felching A Gerbil. An explanatory term often used online to express amusement.
Chatter1: Dopey did a penguin!
Chatter2: roffag!
by jerry July 14, 2003
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Acronym: Rolling On Floor Felching A Gerbil-
Term used to express amusment.
by jerry July 15, 2003
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1. To commit suicide.
2. To intentionally be ignored.
1. With all of these weights upon me, I feel like I want to fade to black.
2. Don't mind me. I'll just fade to black.
by jerry September 8, 2004
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Best weed grown in Africa. Comes from the Mzuzu region in the northern part of Malawi. It was no 1 weed in Amsterdam for years because it is just so good and 100% natural. Nowadays it is hard to get your hands on and it is very expensive. I was so lucky to have been in the Mzuzu region for a year by coincidence. This weed makes anyone an addict, not by choice.
"Lets get a cob(a lumb of malawi gold the size of a maize cob wrapped in maize leafs=African style) of Gold rippin chap." "I wish I could bring some Gold back to Europe."
by jerry January 26, 2004
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pulling a bulls penis out of an incision below the anus to prevent breeding.
If I catch my husband with my kids again I will give him a gomer!
by jerry July 15, 2003
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A slang term used to describe an American Indian. Steming from the earlier tribes wearing of loin cloth type garments. Might piss a rez dog off inciting an ass whooping.
by jerry July 15, 2003
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