jeremy's definitions

Mother Nature

The ho that supports your life.

Your mamma or wife that bakes your food is your mother nature

by Jeremy October 22, 2003

powermeat

noun-Reference to the male genitalia, particularly the schlong. This term originated somehere around the mid nineteenth century, as a label for the legendary schlong of this one Patagonian guy.

"My powermeat is approaching maximum velocity!!"

by Jeremy April 25, 2003

wonky

Totally messed up; Strange and out of place; not working properly.

The printer's gone wonky.

by Jeremy December 25, 2003

BQ

Bimbo Quotient. Very similar to IQ; somebody with a high BQ will exhibit all the signs of being a bimbo.

"She has such a high BQ. Seriously, next time you talk to her, look at her eyes. Nothing going on behind them."

by Jeremy June 10, 2005

buttface

A stupid person; A stupidhead; An asshole (ususally devoid of intelligence).

President George W. Bush is a buttface. If someone took a face and mixed it with a butt, it'd look just like him.

by Jeremy December 25, 2003

plunge

to stand over a woman, and then proceed to dip your smooth/rigid shaft into her oral cavity.

I wonder if that girl has experienced the gilad.

by JEREMY July 23, 2003

SCUBA

Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. The equipment used to breathe underwater.

I'm too afraid of water to go SCUBA diving.

by jeremy March 30, 2005