jeremy's definitions

reality check

A word or phrase used to bring a person back into the life of those around them, sometimes used to smash hopes and dreams.

Sean: Everyone is mean to me. I am perfect. I don't understand why people say bad things about me.
Jeremy: Sean, look at what you say to people. Nobody likes you for a reason!

by Jeremy October 22, 2003

FamilyGuy

advantageously, attractively, creditably, extremely, gloriously, greatly, honorably, illustriously, magnanimously, most deeply, most fortunately, most fully, most highly, sincerely.-awesome; That's all that has to be said about FamilyGuy

"Oh My GOD!" *pause* "You can talk!" *very long pause*

by Jeremy April 13, 2005

zhantic

insane, unstable, disturbed

Jeremy is clearly a zhantic person.

by Jeremy August 17, 2004

dirt road

anal sex

I took the dirt road with her, took the dirt road

by Jeremy December 3, 2002

pixelize

When a digital image becomes blurry and fragmented due to poor file quality, or excess enlargement thereof.

I tried to see more of that bitch but all that damn picture did was pixelize.

by Jeremy November 25, 2003

zoom zoom

Something that happens to lots of guys, see premature ejaculation

Last night me and Brett were gettin' it on and he zoomed, *teehee*... man I hate bitches.

by Jeremy March 3, 2004

ieatalottavagina

Haha. The word is self explanitory.

See pussy or vagina

Oh man i eatalottavagina.

by Jeremy November 26, 2004