jeremy's definitions

Cheeky Bonks

Used to describe a motorcycle helemet. First heard in Vanilla Ices huge hit "Cool as Ice". It has since been used alot in California.

"Sup G check out my new Cheeky Bonks"
"Yo man, where your Cheeky Bonks be at?"

by Jeremy July 5, 2004

naval officer

A slang term for semen.

Semen ~ Sea Man ~ Oceanic, Naval Man ~ Naval Officer

Woah, girl, is that some naval officer on your shirt?

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

Showgirls

The act of spending lots of money on a movie, and seeing it tank in the box office.

Stupid "Lara Croft 2" did a Showgirls.

by Jeremy November 24, 2003

dinner hair

ma's best wig, which is only to be brought out for nice dinner occasions.

"billy bob! we have guests! time to put on the Dinner Hair!"

"goddammit! you ruined my dinner hair!"

by jeremy January 14, 2004

duece duece

22 ounce alcholic beverage.

I'll take a duece duece and a pack of Newports.

by Jeremy November 9, 2004

ho ho queen

heather brown from messedup.net

Hostess' main share holder

by jeremy December 23, 2003

BQ

Bimbo Quotient. Very similar to IQ; somebody with a high BQ will exhibit all the signs of being a bimbo.

"She has such a high BQ. Seriously, next time you talk to her, look at her eyes. Nothing going on behind them."

by Jeremy June 10, 2005