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Christmas Party

An event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. Ass grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.
Hello fellow co-worker, may I drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect penis at this year's Christmas Party?
by Jeremy March 31, 2005
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boof dee doo

progression of time describing a menial task.
We walked, boof dee doo.
by jeremy February 6, 2003
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shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater
Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self
by Jeremy August 22, 2006
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asterisk dollar

by Jeremy July 12, 2004
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Wyoming

The state with the smallest population of 444,000 as of 2000. Also has only one city (Cheyenne) and only a few mentionable big towns such as Cody, Sheridan, and Laramie. In the winter, it stays below 0 for about 3 months specially in the west, and in the summer, the east gets anally hot, up to the 100s. There is nothing to do in Wyoming except for ski. If you are in eastern Wyoming, you are fucked, your better of in Kansas
Wow, id rather live in North Dakota then have to spend a week in Wyoming
by jeremy December 6, 2003
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Saved By The Bell

"Saved By The Bell" helped me through puberty.
by Jeremy November 24, 2003
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Meat Flab

by Jeremy November 27, 2004
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