jeremy's definitions

Christmas Party

An event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. Ass grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.

Hello fellow co-worker, may I drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect penis at this year's Christmas Party?

by Jeremy March 31, 2005

shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater

Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self

by Jeremy August 22, 2006

raided

the act of raiding, to informally suggest that someone has been defeated unfairly.

You just got RAIDED!

by jeremy February 6, 2003

ogeeze

Something said when a mistake has happened.

I'm just going to put this over here and....OGEEZE!

by JEremy February 5, 2004

spider legs

female pubic hair that is crawling out of a bikini

i was at the beach and saw this hippy chick with a bunch of spider legs crawling

by jeremy April 21, 2004

asterisk dollar

A generic starbucks.

Asterisk dollar pwnz jo0

by Jeremy July 12, 2004

breast

On a female, a mystical body part, it is common belief that if a man were to look at any other spot on a woman's body he would turn to stone.

"Keep your eye on that breast laddy, and all knowledge in the world will be yours."

by Jeremy November 15, 2003