jeremy's definitions

funky

A word that office losers and yuppies use to describe something that's not normal in thier day to day repetative world.

"There's something funky with this order I'm working on here."
"I am on my way over to a meeting, but I can't seem to find it. Someone gave me some funky directions."
"This new massaging chair I got at Sharper Image is pretty funky!"

by Jeremy April 13, 2005

Typsy

To be drunken or high; to loose self control and common sense

yo that nigga is typsy as a motha fuka

by jeremy May 13, 2005

SHM

Simple Harmonic Motion being definition of any object in equilibrium that moves in a sinusodal wave manner across a point of equalibrium (shown by the equation X = Xo+A*Sin(wt). Analogous to male masturbation, because of its repetitive, sinusodal wave manner of movement.

Dude, he knows all about the SHM...

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

funkadelic

adj. to be in the state of total cool, awesome

Bob Burnquist is one funkadelic skater!

by Jeremy January 25, 2004

car hoe

Chicks who don't have their lisences or minta cars so they jus think they're the shyte riding round with guys who have both of the aformentioned. Usually of the skank variety.

"Dude look at that phat Rota!"
"Yeah shame about the car hoes in the back!"

by Jeremy June 3, 2004

HOGMP

Hang on getting more pringles

Pringles own you, sucka.

by Jeremy July 16, 2004

speckle way

lesbian sex

i like speckle way ;-)

by jeremy January 11, 2004