211 definitions by jeremy

A superlative that goes far beyond the bounds of cool - should be reserved only for when something truly is ultra schwey. Never used in an ironic fashion.
I wasn't sure I would like it, but that really was ultra schwey.
by jeremy January 3, 2004
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when you poop its parachute pants.
todya i pooped and it was parachute pants.
by jeremy December 15, 2003
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All who worship Zare as lord and savior.
I love you Zare; Zareism
by jeremy January 7, 2005
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One who has the expertise or know-how to govern a cock; One who knows all on the topic of 'cock': One who handles a cock better than the rest.
Dude. My girlfriend is the best cockmaster in all the lands.
by jeremy November 26, 2004
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home of the hottest females in the nation. Best football state. Shitty educational system. Constant recipient of stupid hick jokes by people who have no clue what they're talking about and have never so much as kissed a female.
by jeremy September 1, 2003
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The act of spending lots of money on a movie, and seeing it tank in the box office.
Stupid "Lara Croft 2" did a Showgirls.
by jeremy November 25, 2003
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This disease is usually gotten by senior in highschool.

Signs of having this syndrome include:

- Changing your mind every 20 seconds for no good reason.

- Breaking up and getting back together with the same girl 3 times in the same day.

- Saying you "completely understand" when you really don't.

- Using "getting enlightened" as the excuse for everything. Including treating someone like shit because they feel it's evolutionary.

- Saying that you want to make love to someone and then within 24 hours breaking up with that same person, the reason being he "doesn't love you anymore."

If any of the signs of this syndrome are present, doctors reccommend that you stay away from this person and have him seek professional help from Jeremy Jones, who will not help you at all because he does all these things.
Man, my boyfriend just said he wanted to make love to me today. Then an hour later he broke up with me. Then an hour later we got back together. And now he doesn't know if he loves me. Do you think he has JJ syndrome?
by jeremy January 23, 2005
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