jeremy's definitions

K.C.

Acronym for Kitchen counter, where earin and i plan to rollercoaster when my parents aren't home.

My k.c. is better than her k.c.

Me: Dude, earin and i rollercoastered on the k.c. yesterday, it was splendiferous.

You: I just made a sandwich on there, dick.

by Jeremy August 21, 2004

alabama

home of the hottest females in the nation. Best football state. Shitty educational system. Constant recipient of stupid hick jokes by people who have no clue what they're talking about and have never so much as kissed a female.

by Jeremy September 1, 2003

Chilly Willy

To injest alcohol through the nose via snorting, in order to get the alochol into your system quicker. Often done out of the concave bottom of a shot glass.

That chilly willy was fun huh? wait...get up, why are you passed out?

by Jeremy November 3, 2003

out spout

A slang term for the penis, whether erect or not so, but being analogous to a garden spout or the mouth of a watering can.

Man, did you see R. Kelly? He was shooting from his out spout like there was no tomorrow!

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

Pipple

A pimple grossly located at or on the nipple of a woman.

"Man, last night i was about to start sucking up on her nips and saw a huge ass pipple"

by Jeremy October 10, 2003

moveable non-abilities

living too far away from civilization.

he has such bad moveable non abilities

by Jeremy March 30, 2003

Lickknob

Some so dumb they can't even get the simplest things right.

Hey, Don. Lickknob is one word!

by Jeremy December 4, 2003