Definitions by jeremy

mouthbreather 

anyone who you see with their mouth wide open, like a booger has clogged their nasal orifice. They just look like they're dumb, doing everything with their mouth open, with no care in the world.

"That mouthbreather had his mouth open so long that his tongue chapped."

mouthbreather by jeremy August 27, 2003

plunge 

to stand over a woman, and then proceed to dip your smooth/rigid shaft into her oral cavity.

I wonder if that girl has experienced the gilad.

plunge by JEREMY July 23, 2003

mang 

comes from the word "Mangle" it means to screw something up, to damage something or to be an idiot

(1)You sure manged that up good
(2)Way to mang out and hang out with your girl 24-7
(3)His face looks manged

mang by Jeremy July 21, 2003

shit-blistering 

You inject your lover's feces under your skin and wait untill it festers and blisters; Then you rip the blisters open with your teeth, and lick up the festering shit.

I got several nasty infections from shit-blistering with John.

shit-blistering by Jeremy July 11, 2003

Nighthawk 

Is not gay, and likes to pwn a kid named jesse (pathetic)

NiGhThAwK vs Pathetic... NIGHTHAWK WINS

Nighthawk by Jeremy June 23, 2003

two-way 

short for two-way pager- a small electronic device that allows communication in two directions; a more advanced version of the original "pager" which worked by allowing a caller to send a numeric message to the person with the pager. After this message, the person would have to find a telephone to place a return call. A two-way pager allows a message (text) to be returned to the person placing the original page.

She wears a two-way but I'm not quite sure what that means.

two-way by Jeremy June 11, 2003

dumple

The mascot of Crazy Go Nuts University

"Fighting and sometimes striving,
Wondering what the Dumple is,
Excellence, and what is valor?
And The Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club"

dumple by Jeremy May 19, 2003