jeremy's definitions
a sexual activity in which a person chokes their partner until their blue, and then craps on their head.
by jeremy January 14, 2004
Get the Blue Bonnetmug. Derived from the word Tow, Town and Sin. Farmers would always try so hard to tow large objects through Town, Due to the thin alley ways, the Farmers would haev a bitch of a time towing these items (such as farm equiptment and cows) through town, that they would often swear and curse, thus sinning in town, while towing; thus they were commiting a town sin.
Because these items were so hard to tow, and often would never co-operate, and would cause these men to curse and swaer... this word gained a new meaning. and soon became a slang for the word stubborn, or dificult.
Because these items were so hard to tow, and often would never co-operate, and would cause these men to curse and swaer... this word gained a new meaning. and soon became a slang for the word stubborn, or dificult.
"hunny did you get a loan from your brother", "NO he's to fucking townsin to give me a fucking dime!!"
"this question is so Townsin"
"That girl is so Townsin, she even argues with herself"
"this question is so Townsin"
"That girl is so Townsin, she even argues with herself"
by Jeremy March 29, 2005
Get the townsinmug. A girl that is so fat you wonder if she has propeller scars on her back because she grazes on kelp on the sea and would be in danger of getting cut by speed boat propellers.
Guy: ..But was she hot?
Other guy: No dude, manatee...I looked for propeller scars.
Guy: oh, oh thats awful.
Other guy: No dude, manatee...I looked for propeller scars.
Guy: oh, oh thats awful.
by Jeremy April 28, 2004
Get the Manateemug. To be or to appear like a heroine addict, but to take it one step further and stylize your addictness. This includes frail, thin arms, largely exposed collarbones, thin bleached blonde hair. Often seen with a "tobacco cigarette" in their hands.
by Jeremy November 6, 2004
Get the Heroine chicmug. by Jeremy April 4, 2003
Get the Queefmug. Me: Dude, Earin and I just got through corrupting my step-dad's truck in a church parking lot.
You: By God, That's a double whammy!
You: By God, That's a double whammy!
by Jeremy October 1, 2004
Get the Corruptmug. Simple Harmonic Motion being definition of any object in equilibrium that moves in a sinusodal wave manner across a point of equalibrium (shown by the equation X = Xo+A*Sin(wt). Analogous to male masturbation, because of its repetitive, sinusodal wave manner of movement.
by Jeremy April 18, 2005
Get the SHMmug.