jeremy's definitions

townsin

Derived from the word Tow, Town and Sin. Farmers would always try so hard to tow large objects through Town, Due to the thin alley ways, the Farmers would haev a bitch of a time towing these items (such as farm equiptment and cows) through town, that they would often swear and curse, thus sinning in town, while towing; thus they were commiting a town sin.

Because these items were so hard to tow, and often would never co-operate, and would cause these men to curse and swaer... this word gained a new meaning. and soon became a slang for the word stubborn, or dificult.

"hunny did you get a loan from your brother", "NO he's to fucking townsin to give me a fucking dime!!"

"this question is so Townsin"

"That girl is so Townsin, she even argues with herself"

by Jeremy March 29, 2005

Manatee

A girl that is so fat you wonder if she has propeller scars on her back because she grazes on kelp on the sea and would be in danger of getting cut by speed boat propellers.

Guy: ..But was she hot?
Other guy: No dude, manatee...I looked for propeller scars.
Guy: oh, oh thats awful.

by Jeremy April 28, 2004

Queef

A vaginal gust of air

I fucked Nates mom so hard she couldnt help but rip the biggest fuckin queef i have ever heard

by Jeremy April 4, 2003

redneezy

marlboro red, the ones i smoke because this is j-blizz himself

damn i got no red neezies!!

by Jeremy February 14, 2005

Nighthawk

Is not gay, and likes to pwn a kid named jesse (pathetic)

NiGhThAwK vs Pathetic... NIGHTHAWK WINS

by Jeremy June 23, 2003

Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey

A lesser known figure in the pantheon of mythical homosexualists. According to legend, Shaun Rondell, a compulsive nail biter, fell ill after ingesting a small particulate of his own feces embedded in his thumb nail.

We all know Richard Simmons, but have you taken the time to say hello to Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey?

by Jeremy December 23, 2004

hoebuggling

when mary o'sullivan squirts on a one eyed midget whose having sex with a panda.

She went hoebuggling crazy last night after getting F-ed in the A by a thirty year old Canadian.

by Jeremy January 28, 2005