wonky

Totally messed up; Strange and out of place; not working properly.

The printer's gone wonky.

by Jeremy December 25, 2003

zoom zoom

Something that happens to lots of guys, see premature ejaculation

Last night me and Brett were gettin' it on and he zoomed, *teehee*... man I hate bitches.

by Jeremy March 03, 2004

chode

A short fat penis, a stubby or irrgular shaped penis

yo tha nigga GARRETT has a chode the size of whale

by jeremy March 09, 2005

naval officer

A slang term for semen.

Semen ~ Sea Man ~ Oceanic, Naval Man ~ Naval Officer

Woah, girl, is that some naval officer on your shirt?

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

M-1 Garand

U.S. Rifle, Cal. .30 M1
A clip fed, air cooled, shoulder fired, semi-automatic weapon. First adopted in 1936, it served the military until 1957 when it was replaced by the M14.

The soldier was an expert shot with his M1 Garand.

by Jeremy October 24, 2003

Queef

A vaginal gust of air

I fucked Nates mom so hard she couldnt help but rip the biggest fuckin queef i have ever heard

by Jeremy April 05, 2003

ho ho queen

heather brown from messedup.net

Hostess' main share holder

by jeremy December 23, 2003