jeremy's definitions

Pop Rock

Another name for receving head.
taken from the Green Day song, "Pop Rocks and Coke", a song about a guy getting head from a girl with pop rocks in her mouth. Althought it hasn't gotten that far....it might.

Me: Earin and i just pop rocked...she said she didn't know what she was doing, but man!, it was the best ever. I think she says she doesn't know what she's doing just to trick me...but then she just attacks with good-ness.

You: I wish my g/f would pop rock.

Me: Sucks for you dude. My girl is so great.

by Jeremy October 7, 2004

costard

Someone devoted enough to a TV show, movie, or comic to dress up like a character from it; a cosplayer.

- What's up with the stupid clothes?
- Nothing, they're just costards.

by Jeremy March 1, 2005

goobatron

The purest of geeks in a technical form. Consistently pestering and spreading rumors. Finicky and gets hurt when things don't go their way.

That guy is a real goobatron.

by Jeremy April 26, 2004

Diabetes

A condition in which the pancreas secretes little or no insulin - a hormone that lowers the blood sugar level.

I have none for the word. However, I must say that AJ is completely oblivious on the subject.

by Jeremy March 9, 2003

Zumonka

an abnormally small penis.

dude have you seen jeremy's zumonka? it's the smallest thing i've ever seen. it's just so whittle.

by Jeremy March 28, 2005

Clover

When you slowly kiss your way down your girlfriend's chest, to her tummy and then remove her undergarments, then kiss down to her rubix, and then do your thing.

Me: I clovered earin last night...she alarm clocked three times. it wasn't nearly as bad as i thought it was going to be.

You: I thought it would be a horrible thing to do and i'd never do it.

Me: Dumbass....it's not bad at all. do it for your girl, she'll love it.

by Jeremy October 9, 2004

reprobate

A morally unprincipled person.

Example: One who cheats on a test and thinks nothing of it.

by Jeremy May 13, 2005