jeremy's definitions

Purple Hair

Leslie. Anyone named Leslie is Purple hair.

Other words, same concept: Purple Kitten, Purple Rain, Purple Happy Times woman, Leisurely of Purple.

Purple Hair sure is dressing sexy today.

by Jeremy November 7, 2004

shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater

Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self

by Jeremy August 22, 2006

panda slam

in the doggy style position, you pull out and spit on the girls back, making her think cummed...when she turns around you jizz in her face and pinch her in the eye.Leaving her looking like a panda bear.

" I gave Emilee a panda slam!"

by jeremy February 11, 2004

Blue Bonnet

a sexual activity in which a person chokes their partner until their blue, and then craps on their head.

"i gave Ellie Mae a blue bonnet last night."

by jeremy January 14, 2004

Jarrettsville

The only town where a used a car dealership is considered down town.

The Keene Dodge commericial callings its location, "historic downtown Jarrettsville."

by Jeremy March 16, 2005

pfr

commonly used on HALO's multiplayer. stands for "plasma gernade, fragment gernade, rocket". commonly used on stunt servers where players attempt to do glitches (fall through map, fly though walls,get on top of map,etc.)on various HALO maps.

player2: how did you get on top of the map?

player1:pfr the warthog when you're in the top tunnel. if you do it right, you should end up on top of the map.

by jeremy March 7, 2005

Shag Ass

To run fast.

The cops showed up so I had to shag ass.

by Jeremy March 22, 2004