Great Spaz Pact

The Great Spaz Pact of 2004:

Hereby reads: Whichever party makes the opposing party "spaz" is deemed the victor and receives one pie of his/her choice.

Clause 1: The spaz has to happen in the presence of the opposing party.
Clause 2: The spaz must be a direct action from the opposing party.
Clause 3: No third party help can be accepted.
Clause 4: Cheesecake is considered a pie.
Clause 5: If one party falls terribly behind and loses one (1) or more contests the opposing party must show mercy in the form of hints.
Clause 6: This contract stays into effect until both parties deem otherwise.
Clause 7: This contract goes into effect on July 19th 2004.
Jennifer will win the Spaz Pact and claim her victory of a cheesecake, mwahahaha
by Jennifer July 21, 2004
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Jennifer smacked Robert in his face real ugly.
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a couch potato's worst nightmare.... unbearible brightness that makes you sweaty and stinky.... yuk.
"ahhh not the OUTSIDE!!! I'm melting!"
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the BEST perfomer/ songwriter, he is so romantic and know s how to touch your heart, his cd never gets old, and screw you if you only like him for "I dont want to be", there is so much more to him. CHARIOT STRIPPED IS THE BEST CD EVER!
"tonight you aressted my mind when you came to my defense with a knife in the shape of your mouth in the form of your body with a reth fo a god"
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Oldest brother of trio band Hanson. Also known for being a bastard, dorky, sexy, all at the same time. Has lazy left eye. Or is that the right one?

Plays guitar; vocals.
Isaac Hanson is fucking hot! But Goddamn, he was a fucking bastard to me tonight, huh?
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Ditzy means basically acting really dumb and innocent. Not really knowing what is going on.

Many people say it to like 'ditzy blonde' cuz blondes are ditzy

Or an easier way of putting all this into two words are "Jessica Simpson"
Wow, that blonde is so fuckin ditzy!
Jessica Simpson is the real definition of dizty blonde!
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