Wisconsin whiskey wash

Taking a bottle of top shelf whiskey, shoving it inside your partners anus and unload the entire bottle. Now take cubes of cheddar and pop them in the brisket pipe and let it brew. By now your partner is drunk as f*ck releasing the cheese dip from the cob hole for you to enjoy.
Baby, I know it’s almost dinner but I sure could go for some of that Wisconsin whiskey wash right now.
by Jeff October 23, 2020
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typhoon

The act of receiving fellatio, and causing the giver to laugh right as one orgasms, making semen come out the giver's nose.
I sucked his dick last night and he gave me such a typhoon, my nose still stings a little from it.
by jeff January 23, 2005
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San Simeon

A state of euphoria in which a person, no matter how bad things seem, is always calm. In San Simeon a person lives to have fun and gives no regard to the bad thigns in life.
"Whereever I go, wherever i stay, my will alwyas be...San Simeon"

GOLDFINGER
by Jeff September 05, 2004
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Bartish

1) Being away without an away message
2) Having an away message and not being away
<Jeff> dude, if you're away, put up a message, dont be so bartish
<Jeff> i'm gonna laugh my ass off when "Bartaway" has more lines than me on the chat record
<Jeff> how bartish
by Jeff December 14, 2003
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roxors my boxors

leet exclamation of happiness about a person, place, thing, or idea. Stems off of 'rox my box' where box would symbolize a computer tower.
Dude: omfg you roxor my boxors
Dudette: omfg wanna teh mack out?
by Jeff July 16, 2003
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drive by braille

Driving drunk or tired until you hit the rumble strip, dirt, bushes, and or small child on the side of the road, then instinctively pull back into your respective lane.
I was so drunk after the party i had to drive by braille to get home.
by Jeff December 20, 2004
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