Colleen Haskell

By far, the hottest Survivor contestant, EVER

Dude, that Colleen is da Bomb.

by Jeff May 16, 2004

Arkansas State Fair

While uncontrollably intoxicated, you pass out mid-stride while fucking. Then, in the morning, you wake up to find your girl left a nice steamy shit surprise sitting on your chest, with the girl nowhere to be found. I hear girls are known for this down south.

That fucking three-toothed bitch took me to the Arkansas State Fair, and I didn't even know it.

by jeff March 09, 2005

stupid

Being highly intoxicated and/or acting wild and uninhibited.

We went to Cancun for spring break and just got STUPID.

by jeff March 21, 2004

cappin

Taken for the words of true ass gangsters, cappin means to be shooting them glocks all over the place.

I was cappin last night when the pigs rolled up.

by Jeff December 27, 2004

JASUB

(J)ust (A)nother (S)tupid (U)nreliable (B)itch ... acronym created by Jeff Chandler

Every single girl on this fucking earth is JASUB.

by Jeff January 10, 2005

ervdaperv

a distgustinly ugly human being who is incredibly gay, yet straight at the same time and hits on every female in sight. (See "ervert")

Look at that ervdaperv! No! Stop! Don't touch that person there!

by Jeff March 10, 2004

Peeman2

The Second best thing on earth.

I am the second best thing on earth, PEEMAN2

by Jeff July 23, 2003