Definitions by jeff

n00b cannon 

"Auto Shotgun" used in the popular online game, Counterstrike, used by n00bs mainly because it requires little to no aim.

n00b cannon by Jeff October 14, 2003

Lion King

The best Disney movie. Ever.

The Lion King is great.

Lion King by Jeff October 14, 2003

Property of Ones 

A bougus mathematical Theorum by Strongbad graduate of Crazy go nuts university: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one. In laymans terms, A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all

Acording to the Property of Ones, this one has a low oneitude level

Property of Ones by Jeff October 8, 2003

the birds and the bees 

The explanation of sex usually coming from a parent to a son or daughter.

Mom, do we really have to talk about the birds and the bees?

the birds and the bees by Jeff October 8, 2003

Thrasher Bodycheck 

The tragic end results of paying young athletes too much money while expecting them to understand the concept of 'responsibility'

I'm glad I wasn't in the Ferrari when Heatly pulled a Thrasher Bodycheck.

Thrasher Bodycheck by jeff October 7, 2003

chlostered

feeling of chlostrophobia

Get me out of here...I am chlostered!

chlostered by Jeff October 6, 2003

Fuck Buddies 

Term used for sexual partners that regularly engage in sexual activities with each other, but do not share the usual emotional attachment of a standard boyfriend/girlfriend relationship (or boyfriend/boyfriend, or girlfriend/girlfriend, etc. etc.).

Often used to describe two people who use each other solely for sexual gratification and nothing else. Usually this is a sexual relationship that still allows for each partner to seek sexual and emotional relationships with other people (hence, no attachments) but can rely on each other for a quickie or a booty call .

Melissa and Rob used to be in a relationship a while ago, but after they broke up, they still act as fuck buddies for each other when they get horny.

Fuck Buddies by Jeff October 2, 2003