jeRemy's definitions

plunge

to stand over a woman, and then proceed to dip your smooth/rigid shaft into her oral cavity.

I wonder if that girl has experienced the gilad.

by JEREMY July 23, 2003

chode

A short fat penis, a stubby or irrgular shaped penis

yo tha nigga GARRETT has a chode the size of whale

by jeremy May 13, 2005

philvia

a flacid penis, usually virginal and unused

lol a girl touched my philvia

by jeremy January 9, 2005

gnnn

say instead of: wicked, choice, thats so cool, etc etc

just got a new bike. gnnn

by jeremy September 2, 2003

frigginblingtastic

so blingin no one can believe it

damn, that car is frigginblingtastic

by Jeremy December 8, 2003

Christmas Party

An event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. Ass grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.

Hello fellow co-worker, may I drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect penis at this year's Christmas Party?

by Jeremy March 31, 2005

shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater

Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self

by Jeremy August 22, 2006