jeRemy's definitions

nubslayer

someone who slays nubs (noobs, newbs, newbies, etc.) in any video game such as Battlefield 1942, Medal of Honour and Call of Duty

"Damn, i am owning, i am a nubslayer"

by Jeremy November 22, 2003

Blue Bonnet

a sexual activity in which a person chokes their partner until their blue, and then craps on their head.

"i gave Ellie Mae a blue bonnet last night."

by jeremy January 14, 2004

throw under the bus

You get thrown under the bus when someone (usually a co-worker) reports some wrongdoing or slacking off to a superior or other influential person. Sometimes used with the suffix "Vrooooom!" to simulate the noise the bus would make as it passes by at a high rate of speed.

"Dicky George, I can't believe you just threw me under the bus."

by Jeremy October 30, 2002

Purple Hair

Leslie. Anyone named Leslie is Purple hair.

Other words, same concept: Purple Kitten, Purple Rain, Purple Happy Times woman, Leisurely of Purple.

Purple Hair sure is dressing sexy today.

by Jeremy November 7, 2004

bastard moment

a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned

*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!

by Jeremy August 4, 2007

humpslit

Humpslit: noun. Slutty female version of "homey."

"Yo, wassup humpslit!?"

by Jeremy May 11, 2004

two-way

short for two-way pager- a small electronic device that allows communication in two directions; a more advanced version of the original "pager" which worked by allowing a caller to send a numeric message to the person with the pager. After this message, the person would have to find a telephone to place a return call. A two-way pager allows a message (text) to be returned to the person placing the original page.

She wears a two-way but I'm not quite sure what that means.

by Jeremy June 11, 2003