jd's definitions

Maple Leafs

By far the stupidest team of all professional sports. Led by the biggest pussy, Mats Sundin, who has more gaps in his teeth than a picket fence and uses Gary Roberts penis as a toothpick. Alexander Mogilny looks on in jealousy. Their idiotic fans have been waiting 38 years for a Stanley Cup now. Meanwhile, Ottawa is slowly gaining more and more fans. CBC also rides on the Leafs' cock by showing their games, even on the west coast where people hate Ontario with a passion. Darcy Tucker is a jailhouse bitch.

The Maple Leafs traded Russ Courtnall for John Kordic. What a great deal!

The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.

by jd January 5, 2005

Dirty Dundas

when you really need to take a bad shit outside on a major street

"Yo man I really gotta go, I gotta ditry dundas now"

by JD February 18, 2004

for-serious

Meaning are you serious, or are you sure

When the coach said they would have to do 100 push-ups they all replied, "are you for-serious

by jd April 11, 2005

blurd

Slang for blurb. Dyslexics use it because they are mentally raped. eg. Jeremy.

I'm writing a blurd on video editing for our website.

by JD April 7, 2005

bermaned

bermaned

To throw up at a party, specifically in front of people.

Can be used interchanged with vomited.

"That dude bermaned all over my couch."

To 'pull a berman'

by JD May 13, 2005

crayola turd

Crayola is a brand of crayons.
Turd= poop (shit)

Crayola Turd - leaves marks on the bowl as it is being flushed

I just left a crayola turd.

by JD May 8, 2008

pinkage

Yet another word for a vagina.

I gotta get myself to some pinkage tonight.

by jd January 4, 2005