jd's definitions

desert strike

a video game for super nintendo which is simply impossible to beat. The makers of the game were pissed at the world and took it out on 8 year old kids who have alot of freee time on their hands.

damn desert strike is impossible

by jd December 9, 2003

Jono

Raddest fucking dude ever,
Sexy man bitch

Jono is the raddest fucking dude ever

by jd September 15, 2003

PENIS

Ugly rod shaped organ on a male. Hideous looking sexual organ, end looks like a mushroom. Also stinks like fish if not washed on a regular basis.
No women like to suck it - they just do to make the man happy, It really tastes like shit. a Hideous organ men should hide and should only beused in the dark for pleasure and not be shown.
Used for procreation, other than that worthless.

a mushroom'
a hideous looking sexual organ
tastes like a mixture of fish and salt
sometimes has sexual diseases

by jd February 19, 2005

FAMAS

also see foghat

only foghats use famas's

by JD July 21, 2003

makin bacon

When two pigs "pork" each other, they're makin bacon.

Those two pigs are rolling in the mud makin bacon.

by JD February 11, 2005

plugged out

unplugged, not plugged in

The washer was plugged out.

by JD June 24, 2004

Tundra Pussy

A chick who is unreceptive to advances from the male persuasion.

That bitch by the bar wouldn't even talk to me, she's some real tundra pussy.

by JD October 8, 2004