jaz's definitions

Jizz Nizzer

Someone who randomly squirts cum as they walk.

"Did you just see him flip me off? Man, he is such a jizz nizzer?"

by Jaz April 16, 2005

Tool Box

A term used to describe a female that is very promiscuous.

I really liked Ginger but she turned out to be a real tool box.

by jaz October 20, 2004

feces

The foul pungent waste matter somtimes looking like a chocolate nut covered brownie that extrudes from your bum sometimes containing kernels of corn.

Whew someone left some feces in that toilet!

by jaz October 27, 2004

bouldering-monkeys

rasclarts climbing on rocks with no quimming equipment

by jaz November 7, 2003

cold lamping

When a woman is wet washing your cock with warm saliva and then blows on your saliva slathered member, giving you a refreshing cool feeling.

She cold lamped me right after deep throating me.

by jaz October 28, 2004

Susie Wong

A name for marijuana

man i smoked so much susie last night that i forgot my own name

by Jaz May 13, 2005

donkeypunch

The term used for the violent blow given to the lower torso of a female while doing the wheelbarrowing walk around the room during sexual inntercourse. The blow causes the female to squeeze her vaginal muscles thus creating a pleasant milking sensation for the now ejaculating male partner.

I administered a donkeypunch to my Ho last night, what a feelin!

by jaz June 21, 2006