jay dee's definitions

fringe member

Somebody who is a member of a group but not a major part, he hangs around in the 'fringes'. Generally tries to act cool but fails.

That fringe member who looks like a girl just tried to buy my friendship.

by Jay Dee April 26, 2004

Knob Nosed Bastard

Somebody who has a nose which resembles a mans penis.

Often found to have poor weed on there floors.

Tom Churchman is a knob nosed bastard

by Jay Dee April 26, 2004

Dellery

After you drink cellery juice and explode out of your ass.

Sofia drank cellery and had a dellery Butt

by Jay Dee January 26, 2019

birmingham city

Crap football team

Savage is a prick and he plays for Birmingham City

by Jay Dee April 28, 2004

chicken moose

The exact origins of this word are unknown

It is often used as a reply when met with the insult 'You annoy me'

Only used by blonde psychos, When they are trying to sound serious but fail.

or someone with the body of a moose and the head of a chicken

J*ngo : You annoy me
S*r*h : You annoy me! Chicken Moose!

Or Jesus Christ mate, Is that a Chicken Moose?????

by Jay Dee April 26, 2004

brooknam

a slang word for brooklyn, NY

goin to brooknam

by jay dee March 30, 2004

poor weed

poor weed is a substitute for carpet in many money-impared households.

The homeowners have to go out in the woods at night and find the poor weed to garnish there floors with.

It is also used as a storage device for Feces.

Tom Churchman the knob nosed bastard goes out at night looking for poor weed.

by Jay Dee April 26, 2004