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meff

...a scruffy, unkempt person, usually of North-West England descent.
by Jay C June 2, 2004
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benger

Benger/Beng

Used to replace food or drink name when looking forward to consuming said food/drink.
1. Anyone want a cup of benger?
2. I could do with a chip benger.
by Jay C June 2, 2004
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hollywood wife

Hollywood wives use sunbeds frequently, smoke over 30 cigarettes a day, wear pyjamas to got to the shops in and usually have 3 children to different men by the age of 23.

Commonly found in the suburbs of Liverpool England.
"Get on that Hollywood wife, she's beetroot and she's queing to whack the beds again."

"Look at that Hollywood Wife, smacking her kids arse in Home Bargains"
by Jay C June 2, 2004
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plushophilia

A person who finds stuffed/fluffy/cuddly toys sexuality attractive.
"That cuddly pikachu is turning me on baby, I think I'm a plushophile!"
by Jay C January 23, 2004
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home slice

synonomous to "homie".
def 1: means good friend or buddy
def 2: means someone who seems like a little slice of home, thus home slice
by Jay C October 16, 2003
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clickable

An object, word, or image on the internet that can be clicked on to achieve some sort of effect, such as linking you to a new site. You can often tell if something is clickable by hovering the cursor over it; if the cursor becomes a pointing hand, it is clickable.
Computer Illiterate: Why wont it click this picture?
Common Sense: Its not clickable, duh.
by Jay C October 8, 2003
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video games

a true test of skill, unless you have it on fuckin easy you nerd!
Nerd: Hey, I just beat Legend of Zelda
Gamer: Who hasnt, motha fucka!
by Jay C October 4, 2003
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