Definitions by jay c

meff 

...a scruffy, unkempt person, usually of North-West England descent.

Liam Gallagher, the homeless...etc...

meff by Jay C June 2, 2004

benger

Benger/Beng

Used to replace food or drink name when looking forward to consuming said food/drink.

1. Anyone want a cup of benger?
2. I could do with a chip benger.

benger by Jay C June 2, 2004

hollywood wife 

Hollywood wives use sunbeds frequently, smoke over 30 cigarettes a day, wear pyjamas to got to the shops in and usually have 3 children to different men by the age of 23.

Commonly found in the suburbs of Liverpool England.

"Get on that Hollywood wife, she's beetroot and she's queing to whack the beds again."

"Look at that Hollywood Wife, smacking her kids arse in Home Bargains"

hollywood wife by Jay C June 2, 2004

plushophilia

A person who finds stuffed/fluffy/cuddly toys sexuality attractive.

"That cuddly pikachu is turning me on baby, I think I'm a plushophile!"

plushophilia by Jay C January 23, 2004

home slice 

synonomous to "homie".
def 1: means good friend or buddy
def 2: means someone who seems like a little slice of home, thus home slice

Hey whassup home slice.

home slice by Jay C October 16, 2003

clickable 

An object, word, or image on the internet that can be clicked on to achieve some sort of effect, such as linking you to a new site. You can often tell if something is clickable by hovering the cursor over it; if the cursor becomes a pointing hand, it is clickable.

Computer Illiterate: Why wont it click this picture?
Common Sense: Its not clickable, duh.

clickable by Jay C October 8, 2003

video games 

a true test of skill, unless you have it on fuckin easy you nerd!

Nerd: Hey, I just beat Legend of Zelda
Gamer: Who hasnt, motha fucka!

video games by Jay C October 4, 2003