jay's definitions

mustach ride

made by a old guy. the meaning is a guy that has a mustach deep throats another man's shaft.

who wants a mustach ride

by jay March 18, 2005

Medford,NJ

A great town i dont care what you say . All those people who live here and say "OMFG MEDFORD IS SOOOOOOO BORING" need take a look around them. The black to white ratio is 99 to 1 , less then that even. There is no crime . The is a gay ass highschool that we all take as a complet joke. It was nick named "shawnee prison" Dew to the ban on drinking water and the loss of ketchup cup. Cause they didnt fit into the budget which is like 4000000 dollars . There are mostly big homes over 5000 sq feet. Your 30 mins from philly 10 mins from the mall 10 mins from a movie theater 2 hours from NYC and 30 mins from the shore. Also there is no more building there due to the pinebarrens what eles can you ask for??? Oh and i cant forget the massive drugs that go threw this town , its kinda funny cause you wouldnt think it until you walked into shawnee for about 10 mins.

White , nice clothes , nice shoes , and drinking on the bored walk at 14 years old . He must be from medford.

by Jay March 17, 2005

V-check

The Girl Version of Nut check. the V stands for vagina (of course)

i just v-checked that ho.

by Jay March 13, 2005

inland empire

A region which contains cities from the San Bernardino and Riverside Counties.

Also known as the I.E

The Inland Empire is between L.A. County and San Bernardino County.

by Jay March 7, 2005

hooky

polite way of saying the f word, means the same thing just not as offensive

Alright, who went and hookied with my stuff.

by jay March 4, 2005

Nickelodeon

A television network station that once had spark and fun. Used to be made up of shows such as Rocko, Hey Arnold, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Are You Afraid of the Dark, and Clarissa Explains It All, just to name a few. This network has downgraded itself with "new and improved" clean innuendo shows such as Spongebob Squarepants and Fairly Oddparents. Tries to redeem itself with "TeeNick" network, but has not been successful. On the brink of being off the expanded cable network.

Nickelodeon is on the brink of extinction.

by Jay March 2, 2005

blinguistics

A phrase originally created by G-Note of famed rap duo G-Note & Wooded Z.
The formal interpretation is as follows:
Blinguistics - The form of language used by the urban African American culture, now populated as Hip Hop's own 'slang'.

skrippa, shorty, beef, weave, henny

by jay February 26, 2005