jay's definitions

latter-day saint

A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, sometimes called the "Mormons". Believes in the literal resurrection of Jesus Christ, Christ's visit to the Americas; Christ's visit to Joseph Smith; baptism by immersion; morality, truth and justice; avoids coffee, tea, drugs, alcohol and tobacco. The Church has a living Prophet, a spokesman for the Almighty who receives revelation from the Almighty. The Church also has 12 living Apostles who are special witnesses of Jesus Christ.

Latter-day Saints are good neighbors, clean-living, God fearing people who love the Lord Jesus Christ.

by Jay April 19, 2005

sylph

Elemental spirit of the air. commonly faeries with wings.

Hey, look a sylph, wow!

by Jay December 2, 2004

diao

Native Taiwanese Word. Literally means "penis". Slang to mean "Cool"/"Hip"

He's so DIAO
That dance was diao yo

by JAY August 26, 2004

ddb

dozy daft bastard

this is david burrell's nick name as full name is
david denis burrell

he is a genetic hy-brid of mr bean and norman wisdom

DDB has screwed it up again

by jay February 11, 2004

hwing

vb. the action of doing one's homework (used in messaging)

dude, leave meeh alone, im hwing

by Jay June 23, 2004

hilation

the highlighted section of a document. usually refers to as all the anoying facts a teacher or boss has required one to look through and remember.

there were almost 2 pages of just highlations in this paper!

by jay July 23, 2004

Chugger Nut

A small ball of shit that gets caught and hangs from tha pubes in ya ass!

Shit i got a chugger nut stuck up ma ass!

by Jay August 26, 2003