mop with the kids

An expression often exclaimed while tagging a chick as you secretly video-tape the event. A phrase used to test the limits of dirty-talk during sex.
When I screamed out "Mop with the kids!" she called me a freak yet kept on riding my cock.
by Jay January 07, 2005
mugGet the mop with the kidsmug.

scouse house

bouncy, cheesy , fun music. originated in liverpool now played all over the country and abroad.
ultrabeat - 'pretty green eyes' is scouse house
by jay September 13, 2003
mugGet the scouse housemug.

stfuing

verb; The stating of the word "STFU"
A word used commonly on the internet, when someone wishes to use the stfu statement in the verb sense.
"I'm bored with your constant stfuing, go eat a banana or something."
by Jay May 13, 2005
mugGet the stfuingmug.

[d-_-b]

"Hey d-_-b"
"holy crap, that guy looks like d-_-b"
by Jay May 06, 2005
mugGet the [d-_-b]mug.

paddling

That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.

She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.

Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.
My neighbor gave me a paddling; She paddled me very hard and long! I'll do anything for her...
by Jay April 23, 2005
mugGet the paddlingmug.

nargis

Nargis - The fountain girl that'll sqirt and peel pain off the walls....
by Jay August 21, 2003
mugGet the nargismug.

assface

a burn victim who's face gets burned and they have to put his ass skin on his face
that dude's an assface
by Jay May 10, 2003
mugGet the assfacemug.