jay's definitions

Jurica

Very attractive male to the opposite sex. Pleasing to the ladies eye.

Oh man, Brian looked so jurica yesterday, I wanted him bad!

by Jay May 12, 2004

Nuclear Ambiguity

When a dangerous rogue state which is suspected of having an illegal nuclear weapons arsenal claims that it "...will not introduce nuclear weapons to the Middle East" - and continues to claim that it does not have weapons of mass destruction even after one of its nuclear technicians proves that it does have a nuclear stockpile of at least 300 warheads (all so it can continue to be propped up by billions of dollars in aid from an allied country which has a law banning it from supporting proliferating countries).

Nuclear weapons? What nuclear weapons? The facility at Dimona is a textiles factory....okay okay, it is just a civilian nuclear research programme.

Now, Papa America, as we DO NOT have nuclear weapons please can you give us even more and more billions of aid dollars so we can continue building on occupied land and developing our nuclear power station.

by Jay April 21, 2004

kirst

Really not nice

You are a kirst

by Jay June 2, 2004

Californian

One who loves experimenting with the same sex and performs a genre of music known as Emocore.

"You faggot-ass Californian!"

by Jay November 13, 2004

Chugger Nut

A small ball of shit that gets caught and hangs from tha pubes in ya ass!

Shit i got a chugger nut stuck up ma ass!

by Jay August 26, 2003

lads

the proud owners of snoop dogg clothin, wutang, dada, n otha market junk. aussies who dres like this r lads. they r found round padstow, revesby, blacktown etc. in otha words cheap houso aussies that dress like ali g

ahaha, look at that lad

by jay May 13, 2005

scroob

It is actually spelled scr00b, with zero's not o's, scr00b is a combination
of scrub and n00b. A super newbie if you will. It is used for basicly eveyrthing, just like the word fuck!

This word is generally used in gameing and in online use. But some kids near detrioit michigan use it for everything ;-)

killing your self in halo you get called a scr00b.
"you are a scr00b jack ass"
"how could you be so scr00by?"

by Jay May 20, 2004