hot dog poisoning

when u eat too many hot dogs and they really start tasting like shit

i can't eat anymore, i already have hot dog poisoning

by jay July 18, 2003

duece

An unattractive person, based on a scale of one to ten.

No she wasn't cute, she was a duece.

by Jay March 28, 2005

deep pockets

Coming from a rich family or making lots of money from your job. Being wealthy.

"I heard Johnny's pockets run deep, you should ask him out!"

by Jay July 20, 2005

yuff

Small parasitic rodent that lives in socks and eats human toes. Disguises self as piece of lint.

That yuff ate my toes and now i'm bleeding to death. Ouch.

by Jay January 01, 2005

texan

A person who's responsible for the sales of Tabasco.

"Tabasco on eggs? You fucking Texan!"

by Jay November 14, 2004

dome peice

Another word for head or blowjob

Aye cuz I got dome peice from her

by Jay January 11, 2005

schwanson

It is EVERYTHING. Not a person or a place just a thing.

Johnson: Can you help me lift that schwanson?

Fritz: No, that is a gigantic schwanson.

by Jay June 27, 2004