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cowtown

1. A large city that springs up from a small rural town in which the residents are still unsophisticated or uneducated in the ways of the world and still think in small-town ways.

2. A semi-rural place where cows literally live near the residential areas.
Columbus, Ohio has the reputation of being a cowtown.
by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010
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Amerigut

The belly fat that Europeans get when they come to America for an extended stay and start eating American food. A small beer belly.
After chowing down on Buffalo wings for a couple of months, Michal started wearing boxer trunks to the beach because he developed Amerigut.
by JavaJaneOhio August 29, 2010
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Christian

1. A political movement that uses the name and identity of Christ to gather support and momentum for its causes and ideals.

2. A social group that meets for networking and support, usually on Sunday mornings and/or Wednesday nights.

3. A follower of the teachings of Christ.
1. Glenn Beck organized a Christian political rally at the Lincoln Memorial on August 28, 2010.

2. My mom likes the 8:30 service at the Christian church where she is a member.

3. My friend John, the Christian, totally lives like a humanitarian.
by JavaJaneOhio September 22, 2010
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casino fly

Someone who habituates casinos. A person who goes to a casino more than once a month, like a barfly hangs around bars or a housefly hangs around a garbage can.
I can't believe you went to the casino again last night. You're getting to be a real casino fly.
by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010
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malicious fecal distribution

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."
In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.
by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013
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kixer

A child of school age; a student between kindergarten and sixth grade; older than a preschooler but not yet a teenager.
The library has many programs for kixers and tweens.
by JavaJaneOhio April 14, 2010
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pesticle

That guy who keeps trying to buy you drinks is such a pesticle.
by JavaJaneOhio August 3, 2013
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