Definitions by java monster

geniass 

For a person to be a genius and an ass all in one sitting.

He might have solved the energy crisis; however, he didn't have to punch my pooch. What a geniass.

geniass by java monster May 2, 2008

overcat 

To be an overcat is to be everything opposite an underdog.

As you can see, the overcat in this sumo match is the 2 ton asian, and the underdog is the 15 oz. gerbal.

overcat by java monster May 2, 2008

hamburger eyes 

The puff that arises in ones eye lids after a serious smoke session.

All this chibba been given me hamburger eyes.

hamburger eyes by java monster February 25, 2008

shour 

A shower that lasts an extended amount of time, usually greater than an hour.

Jessica was going to shower; however, it was cold enough in her bathroom that she decided to have a shour instead.

shour by java monster February 25, 2008

frip frop 

Typically uttered via chinese accents, means in english "flip flop", as in a sandle or a shower shoes.

Wang told me he had to borrow my frip frop because he broke on of his during karate.

frip frop by java monster February 25, 2008

brita critter

Small black uglies that escape from the dirty side of a brita filter. Usually found floating in a glass of what could be delicious water.

I puked on the front lawn today after realizing the dog dish was harvesting a brita critter.

Jill warned me not to drink from the bottom of the jug, where the brita critters dwell.

brita critter by java monster February 24, 2008

taffy bracket 

A very loose boundary. A limit that can be stretched like taffy. Usually used to describe financial ambiguity.

Well, since I'm making some where between zero and nothing, my income is kind of on a taffy bracket right now.

taffy bracket by java monster February 24, 2008