by java monster February 22, 2008
by java monster February 22, 2008
by java monster February 26, 2008
When editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester's mandible ceiling in a mess of bloody, and usually painful, ribbons.
1.) Sorry, can't pronounce my L's because of my thumbtack salad this morning.
2.) Captian Crunch.
3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.
2.) Captian Crunch.
3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.
by java monster February 22, 2008
A girl with a really long skinny neck. Most commonly noted for the goofy nature in which their head sways back and forth when they run.
I saw some african giraffodils sporting some stupid necklaces in national geographic this morning.
That family of narrow necked indian people who live next door are growing a giraffodil in their backyard; however, I don't think it's right that they let it play outside with the normal kids.
That family of narrow necked indian people who live next door are growing a giraffodil in their backyard; however, I don't think it's right that they let it play outside with the normal kids.
by java monster February 22, 2008
The dog's been a real rummy this week with it's pooping in the fish tank habits and blaming it on the cat, but I still love that pooch.
by java monster February 22, 2008
The President solved a conflict the other day in the Middle East after a hemorrhaging brain kabob with world leaders.
The President made a myriad of conflicts today in the Center West after a spell-binding brain kabob with a homeless dinosaur.
The President made a myriad of conflicts today in the Center West after a spell-binding brain kabob with a homeless dinosaur.
by java monster February 18, 2008