dead lobster

catchy phrase and name for the Red Lobster restaurant

Hey, how about meeting at the Dead Lobster for dinner!

by Jason November 19, 2003

Opeth

FUCK. why are yous comparing opeth to sum41 and inflames ??? i mean fuck they shit all over then especially sum41 ..... there punk i mean sheez lol sorry guys i just feel strongly about opeth coz there the best

1. Hey whats the bes.... opeth
2. Hey whats the bes.... opeth
3. Hey whats the bes.... opeth
4. Hey whats the wor.... deftones

by jason December 30, 2003

fireball

Cunnigulus until reaching orgasm, female oral sex during menstruation and exchange of fluids from partner to partner (esp. blood)

She gives a good fireball

by Jason February 26, 2003

Wassel

(Noun)One who commonly talks to figments of his or her imagintation and demands that they exist even though those fictitious characters do not.

Granny walked in on Michael while he was masturbating and asked who he was talking to and Mike stated that it was a 2000 year-old mechanical dog named Harvey Dog along with Sugar Crisp Cereal Spokesbear Sugar Bear. Because Mike was a wassel and had no true grasp of logic he insisted that the dog and bear were actually there watching him holding towels even though they were not.

by Jason February 25, 2004

Swiggle

Retarded term for "mess up" or "fuck beyond all recognition"

Generally comes up when you and your friends are totally smashed and playing some random not-particularly-boring game of some sort on your respective system of choice.

"Holy shit Kenny, that guy swiggled my figgle!!"

"uhh...what the hell did you just say?"

"Swiggle you."

by Jason December 02, 2003

exie

1.Slang term for a person who would be considered an existentialist, in regard to personal philosophy.
Term allegedly coined by John Lennon of the Beatles.

Those exies think they have it all figgured out.

by Jason December 16, 2004

lora 4 jason

my girlfriend lora is amazing she is by far the best girl in the world and if she find this definition i like to say i love u very much lolXXxxXXxxXXxxXXxx

u are so a lora i love u

by jason January 27, 2005