jason's definitions

sour

to be upset, mad, or angry

whyd u bone my sister... now im sour

by Jason January 5, 2005

guys gone wild

A movie that is like girls gone wild but it has men taking thier clothes off.

Matt Lee loves watching guys gone wild.

by Jason February 11, 2003

metroneck

a redneck who tries to act like a metrosexual

Look at Billy Bob's clothes. What a metroneck!

by Jason August 9, 2004

Rolling Carpet

When a female attempts to eat herself out by rolling up into a ball

When Cindy was rolling carpet last night, she missed and fell onto her side.

by Jason December 1, 2004

Heatherton

One void of brain. A complete hopeless moron. An idiot the world seldom sees. He can also be referred to as "Doofy".

Your so heatherton. Heatherton is the lowest form of stupid imaginable.

by Jason April 13, 2005

OBX

Somehow it's short for "outer banks." They're printed on stickers that resemble the black and white country stickers cars have on them on Europe. People use them to tell everyone "Look at me!!! I went to the beach! I paid too much for a sticker/license plate!@!@"
Beach bum wanna be's.

Seen on car---> (OBX)

by Jason February 5, 2004

football bat

used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is completely wrong or fucked up.

When Jason used pumice soap to jack off, Jill walked in and exclaimed, "That's about as fucked up as a football bat you bad mamma jamma!"

by Jason March 10, 2005