jason's definitions

AHC

Short for "Academy of the Holy Cross" A school full of hott Catholic girls who know how to have a good time. Located in Kensington, Maryland.

Brunette/Blonde with side pony tail, polka dot ribbon and vera bradley bag.

by Jason May 13, 2005

dark

A dork that narks frequently during peak hours of the day. It is particularly apparent during autumnal equialnox and aurora boralias is visible.

Eric darked Joe out to Yalena

The hu ke lau is full of darks

by Jason February 23, 2005

call me

to call someone..using some sort of telephone (communication device before instant messaging)

erin said call me for some hot phone sex. i said no man.

by jason April 26, 2004

assass

A person who has multiple asses

That assass just got buttfucked in the face

by Jason June 25, 2003

lopeskeet

This word was familiarized by a certain group of Georgians, who happen to be an aqaintance of the Great Lope. Derived from its master, Adam Stanhope, lopeskeet is a slang term defining characteristics of an extremely incredible object, and or person. This word can also be used to explain a situation in which one person owns another, and or inseminates any of their facial extremities. It can be used in thousands of different contexts. Also, see the word lope.

- "I got some fireass dank last night, I got high as fuck. It was lopeskeet."

- "I fucking lopeskeeted your face man. GG no re."

- "Cory loves when the Lope lopeskeets on his face."

by Jason September 17, 2004

sex kitten

A woman that is so sexy you just want to grab her and do unmentionable things. Sex kittens are usually found in cool climates, but do tend to come out when it gets somewhat hot. These sexual beings are and nuts in bed and just make you cringe!

Damn, I met this "sex kitten" last week that's fucking hot! She's made me feel things I've never felt and is damn sexy!

by Jason May 13, 2004

pig

Basketball game that is shorter than horse. It consists of one person making a shot and the other matching it. The first to miss three shots and spell pig losses.

We didn't have enought time to play horse, so we played a game of pig instead

by jason February 12, 2005