jason's definitions

chattman

hairy assed girl who always has her fucking underwear hanging out and acts like it's an accident.

chattman's a slut.

by jason April 26, 2004

Cake

cocaine and ketemine

when you mix the two drugs... cocaine and ketamine... you get this batter ...

by Jason February 2, 2005

Slutwaggon

When usually one-two guys pick up a large quantity of prostitutes, in one night, in one car that is, their car instantly is called a slutwaggon.

"That slutwaggon was great last night, cept the transvestite that ended up being my dad"

by Jason August 20, 2003

Badussy

But, Ass, Dick, and Pussy! The mixture of sex smells.

Damn, this room smells like Badussy!

by Jason August 29, 2003

Bobum

A slightly higher level of intelligence than a bum.

Gob the bum watches TV all day. While Jom the bobum watches and talks about TV all day.

by Jason April 23, 2003

whatever floats your boat

This is a phrase that often means whatever "soothes your soul" or whatever "works best" Aka- Whatever you feel like doing.

So Amir what do you feel like doing tonight? Whatever floats your boat man.

This DDR song is really floating my boat.

by Jason June 30, 2004

shortshword

Originally a mis-spoken term for a red plastic tube used for threatening co-workers Short Sword. Eventually as a source of ridicule, this word took on a meaning of it's own. See Sword or Big red Pole or Plastic Tube or Threat or Ridicule. Repeated use causes the teasee to tell the teaser that he hates them or he is going to kill them or tell the teaser's boss that he is being made fun of again.

Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my shortshword!" or "I'll bust you up with my Shortshword."

West Support Team: "Oh, maybe you can use the shortshword to open that." or "Hey Mark, why don't you and your shortshword come over here and make me?"

by Jason December 2, 2004