Big Ticket

Having a good time, or getting crunked.

I'm going to get big ticket with it this Friday night!

by Jason December 17, 2004

monkey pussy

The act of tucking the shaft and ball between the legs and mooning plus pulling the cheeks apart.

Dude if J's member wasn't so massive his monkey pussy would not be nearly as funny

by jason January 26, 2004

jank

Anything bad/negative/wrong or to someones dislike....

Stop hitting on my sister, ya friggin jank....

by Jason March 20, 2003

Shitbox

Taking a dump into the vagina. As in giving a shitbox.

I gave my old lady a shitbox last night.

by Jason February 06, 2005

The Joy Luck Club

The shittiest required to read book one will ever read in high skool. It is basically about mother-daughter relationships and has absolutely no plot line whatsoever. DO NOT READ REPEAT DO NOT READ!!

I never had a relationship with my mother boo hoo hoo. I have two half-sisters in CHINA!!?? OMFG!! I need to see them and realize my chines identity and my connection to my mother!!!! THE END >|

by Jason March 23, 2005

Wallyass

1. A person behaving in an idiotic manner. Typically used as a term for high school students acting stupid.

2. A lazy person.

"Don't be such a wallyass."

"Get a job, you wallyass."

by Jason March 20, 2004

California

The best, most beautiful state in the U.S. Has the most to offer out of any state.

California is my home, therefore I'm happy.

by Jason June 21, 2007