Hete

Derived from "HETEro to the minus one", meaning the inverse of heterosexual, thus homosexual.
Rick is a hete, he is always looking at men.
by Jason October 06, 2003
mugGet the Hetemug.

Buck Naked

what a man might call himself under the following conditions; a) he is trying to convince his mother that he isn't gay, but is a porno actor under that name, b) he is trying to convince his girlfriend that he is gay, so they can break up (only she doesn't believe him, hence he tries to turn her off by telling her that he is a porno actor under that name)
by Jason June 30, 2004
mugGet the Buck Nakedmug.

Stifler

From the american pie series, Steve Stifler, is the most brain dead, nerotic, kick ass! guy in the movie, does not take shit from anyone, yet believes everyone (including guys) wish to get some of his alter-ego, the stiffmeister.
"I am just happy we didnt invite stifler, i second that motion" - American Wedding (2003)
by Jason August 20, 2003
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wifebeater

A white sleaveles t-shirt also referred to as a muscle shirt or singlet.
Virgil's got his wifebeater on, looks like Helen's gonna get taught a lesson tonight!
by Jason August 14, 2002
mugGet the wifebeatermug.

baze

Ebonified version of "bathe" used commonly 3 years ago in Waxahachie, Texas.
Boy baze!
by Jason September 25, 2003
mugGet the bazemug.

stupid fuck

someone who is so stupid, the only word close enough to their stupidity is "stupid fuck"
that pen is green not red, u stupid fuck
by jason April 12, 2004
mugGet the stupid fuckmug.

comedy of the commons

a joke that everybody copies and changes a little to seem like they made it up
That joke was comedy of the commons
by Jason September 05, 2003
mugGet the comedy of the commonsmug.