Definitions by jared

butt gnome 

One who gives it up the ass.

Friggin gayass butt gnomes.

butt gnome by Jared August 25, 2003

retard 

most people on yahoo chat.

people in yahoo chat always think they know everything, when really theyre just lame nerds with no lives.

retard by jared August 23, 2003

war 

1. A very violent fight that has to do with land,world power,ect.
2. When men and women take the lives of other men and women for there lands.
3. State of using violence against another, a contest between states.
4. State of oposition or contest, hostility;contention; as, a war of words.

Battles in Iraq.

War with Iraq.

war by Jared August 10, 2003

pischer 

a yiddish for -small penis- also an insult
(see also, schmuk)

Shut the fuck up you little pischer

pischer by jared July 12, 2003

lord of the rings 

a book which if you like you are not "uncool" , but you are simply on a higher level than the cavemen who claim that people who read the said book attain more "pussy"

the lord of the rings is a good book

lord of the rings by jared June 15, 2003

Binkus 

n. A drunken gnome known for balligerant behavior

adj. Of or relating to behavior reflective of chronic drunkedness

When joe gets about a dozen shots of Jaegermeister in him, he becomes quite binkus.

Binkus by Jared June 13, 2003

dadue 

The word that could mean anything.

i.e.- DADUE!(hello)
- why the hell is he so Dadue

dadue by jared June 9, 2003