jared's definitions

smetankalicious

A state where a person, object, or entity is even cooler than communicated by the use of smetanka; an extreme state of smetanka; something both tasty and smetanka

Liz, she's smetanka, but Stephanie, now SHE is smetankalicious!

by Jared June 28, 2004

wrappaging

A combination of the words Wrapping and Packaging. Used primarily in describing factory vacuum packaging and security wrapping. Particularly useful for CD's and DVD's.

"The wrappaging of these new DVD's is totally overkill."

by Jared August 4, 2004

blackjack

Actually the low house advantage comes from knowing the precise mathematical combinations of the cards. If you don't know them, you might as well be wasting your money.

Blackjack is not as easy as AYB is trying to say it is.

by Jared November 2, 2003

Loren

Loren is the most beautiful girl i have ever seen

Jared luvs ya Loren:):)

by Jared December 13, 2004

retard

most people on yahoo chat.

people in yahoo chat always think they know everything, when really theyre just lame nerds with no lives.

by jared August 23, 2003

Rad

A totally rad 80's movie about BMX racing featuring that hot chick from Full House

-Have you seen that rad movie Rad?
-It's totally rad.

by Jared December 18, 2003

airwalker

A person who knows his way around the internet with ease. The ultimate web-surfer.

The airwalker surfed the net in lightning speed!

by Jared May 29, 2003