jamie's definitions

aspirin

aspirin - 'a-spire-in' to aspire to be something. A wannabe. Like Andy is a wannabe RA RA lawyer. (when in fact face facts...your not)Or how Guy is a wannnabe jock...

When a wannabe hangs himself with his won rope... click your fingers and say aspirin

by Jamie January 7, 2005

woot

A term used to express joy in something or when you are a loser who plays games too much. Usually typed with zero's instead of O's

"Gavin scored 99/100 on his test w00t"

"Gavin is a bellend, w00t"

"Matteh is teh w00t!"

by Jamie January 6, 2005

baggler

the fries that escape from their containers only to find themselves stuck in the bottom of the bag. This is why it is in your best intrest to be the keeper of the bag.

Aye! Get away from my bag! I want the damn bagglers!

by Jamie January 2, 2005

numbreck

a group from which lee mccormick is a member of. He is renouned for being able to fit an entire salt and vinegar plringles tube up his arse which he totally could do if david harpour would take his arm out of lees shit encrusted rim. Davy loves the cock!

Lee is a shit encrusted asswipe of a gay fuck.

by Jamie December 28, 2004

scat queen

a gay man that loves to be shit upon

Bobby is a scat queen from way back. He loves when I shit on his chest.

by Jamie December 23, 2004

beanage

Related to "cool beans" beanage is a word for something pretty darn cool.

"Yo mama is beanage my friend"

by Jamie December 22, 2004

Bom Bowe

A giant man born from the sperm of a hippo implanted into Billy Crystal

Jesus that guys got a head the size of bom bowe's balls

by Jamie December 22, 2004